It Ain’t a Party ’Til the Dick Gets Lit.

Blow it out. Make a wish. Don’t overthink it.

Birthday cakes deserve better than basic candles. Enter the Penis Party Candle — the final touch for adult celebrations that have absolutely no intention of staying classy.

Perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or any gathering where the guest of honor has a sense of humor, this cheeky candle adds instant chaos to cakes, cupcakes, and questionable party photos. Light it up, sing terribly, and remember: wishes work better when made on a dong.

Short or long, fancy or feral — once the dick is lit, the party officially starts.

Key Features

Realistic novelty penis-shaped party candle
Perfect gag addition for birthdays and adult celebrations
Unscented — because some jokes don’t need fragrance
Measures approximately 5 inches long
Designed for cakes, cupcakes, and unapologetic laughs

THANK ME NOW

THANK ME NOW brings different vibes for different tribes. From sexual education to toys and novelty items, this brand is all about cheeky, playful, body-safe fun made for gifting, laughing, and celebrating pleasure without shame. Freaky, flirty, and fabulous — exactly how parties should be.