World's Biggest Asshole Trophy

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.
(Someone had to say it.)

The world is absolutely crawling with assholes — loud ones, proud ones, “I’m just being honest” ones — and yet so few ever receive the recognition they so desperately deserve. That’s where this trophy comes in.

Behold: The World’s Biggest Asshole Trophy. A gleaming gold monument to bad vibes, unchecked ego, and the sacred art of ruining everyone’s day.

Crowned with a bold, unflinching middle finger, this beauty delivers a crystal-clear message without you having to say a single word. It’s petty. It’s iconic. It’s honestly overdue.

Perfect for:
Your ex
Your boss
Your drinking buddy
Your HOA president (especially your HOA president)

If they love “telling it like it is,” they’re going to LOVE being told exactly what they are.

Key Features

A gold-plated middle finger because subtlety is for cowards

Instantly communicates disdain, sarcasm, or deep personal truth

Makes a flawless desk trophy, shelf flex, or passive-aggressive conversation starter

Also available in DICK, because some people earn a sequel

Dimensions: 4.8" H x 3" W x 2.6" D

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