Sexy Gifts

Sexy Gifts

They say the perfect gift isn’t something you can wrap. While it may be true that experiences are better than material things, we think you can have both at the same time with our sexy gifts for men and women. Here, we've rounded up fun seasonal sex toys and lingerie for holidays like Christmas and Valentine's Day that you'll continue to enjoy all year long. Our fast and discreet shipping will guarantee your naughty gifts will arrive on time so you can get the party started!

  • "Fuck Off" Lapel Pin
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    "Fuck Off" Lapel Pin

    Wood Rocket

    $10.00
    READ MY NAME TAG. Having a "Fuck Off" kinda' of day? You've got zero chill and so does this "Fuck Off" Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket. Perfect for your very first and very last day of work, this angry enamel statement pin is a direct way to let people know...
    $10.00
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  • "Ring For Sex" Table Bell Ring the Bell for Sex Desk Bell - Red/Black
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    "Ring For Sex" Table Bell

    Little Genie Games

    $8.99
    DING! DING! DING! Is that a dinner bell you hear? Well, not exactly. You're being summoned for service by the "Ring For Sex" Table Bell! Designed like a classic hotel counter ringer, this clapper's clear and audible ring will alert you when it's time to...
    $8.99
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  • XXX Nurses Coloring Book XXX Nurses Coloring Book
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    XXX Nurses Coloring Book

    Wood Rocket

    $12.99
    Welcome To Genital Hospital. Got a painful erection that just won't quit? Boy, you are one sick individual. Luckily, we have a cure - the XXX Nurses Coloring Book! Packed with nympho nurses in 24 kinky medical scenarios, this book gives "Private...
    $12.99
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  • 52 Deuces Funny Poop-Themed Playing Cards The original poop suites
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    52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards

    Sleazy Greetings

    $10.00
    LET'S SHART THIS PARTY UP. Wanna' keep the laughs going and the bullshit flowing? Make these 52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards a "regular" part of your poker night routine! Packed with toilet-humor and every kind of poo you do, this dirty deck is an all-out...
    $10.00
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  • Mini Date Night Shenanigans DIY Vouchers Date Night Activity Cards for couples
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    Mini Date Night Shenanigans DIY Vouchers

    Sleazy Greetings

    $14.99
    Make It Personal! What do you have planned for date night? If your answer is "find out what's on Netflix", it's time to put down the remote and pick up some Mini Date Night Shenanigans DIY Vouchers. Now, we know what you're thinking - "But aren't love...
    $14.99
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  • Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear - Black vegan Leather Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear
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    Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear

    Master Series

    $45.00
    The Safe Word Is POOH. Is your sub's love language LEATHER? Treat them to the Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear. If you've ever wondered what would happen if Paddington Bear wandered into a BDSM dungeon and liked it, this would surely be it...
    $45.00
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  • Sex Magnet Pheromone Massage Candle - Blue Lotus Kama Sutra Pheromone Massage Candle
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    Sex Magnet Blue Lotus Pheromone Massage Candle

    Kama Sutra

    $24.00
    The Scent Of Desire. Romance, relaxation, and arousal combine in Kama Sutra's Sex Magnet Blue Lotus Pheromone Massage Candle. Using the science of scent to stimulate the senses, the intoxicating Blue Lotus flower promotes enhanced libido, while...
    $24.00
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  • Vella Pleasure Serum - 2 Jar Gift Set Vellas Pleasure Serum set makes the best sexy gift!
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    Vella Pleasure Serum - 2 Jar Gift Set

    Vella Bioscience

    $115.00
    Your Dry Spell Is Over. Make coming come easy and unlock the ultimate pleasure experience with the Vella Pleasure Serum - 2 Jar Gift Set. Crafted by the same scientists who lead the clinical development of Viagra® and Cialis®, Pleasure Serum is a...
    $115.00
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  • DADDY fan - Perfect for Pride Festivals and Gay Circuit Parties
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    DADDY Fan

    Wood Rocket

    $20.00
    COME TO DADDY!  If you want to advertise your Daddy status, that beard and sleeve tattoo combo is SO last year. Let the boys know you're ready to play ball with Wood Rocket's DADDY FAN. This Daddy-centric accessory will rep your top ranking...
    $20.00
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  • Vella Women's Pleasure Serum Multi-Use Jar Vella Women's Pre-Play Pleasure Serum
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    Vella Women's Pre-Play Pleasure Serum

    Vella Bioscience

    $20.00 - $65.00
    Why Should Men Have All The Fun? All of us love to orgasm. Unfortunately, not all of us have enjoyed the benefits of scientific breakthroughs that lead more sexually fulfilling lives - until now. Introducing Vella Women's Pre-Play Pleasure Serum, the...
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  • Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo Dino Dildo
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    Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo

    XR Brands

    $69.00
    Check yo' self before you REX yo' self! Plenty of oddities exist in the wild world of sex toys, but our Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo is one that truly defies explanation. About a billion years in the making, this dino-daddy sports a thick cock supported...
    $69.00
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  • Jimmyjane Afterglow Scented Massage Candles red Tobacco Jimmyjane Afterglow Massage Candles
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    Afterglow Massage Candles

    JimmyJane

    $24.99
    Get into your date-night groove! Need a little romantic inspo? JimmyJane's Afterglow Massage Candles are the secret sauce to a sexy evening! Not just another pretty scented candle, Afterglow is designed to put you in the mood. Light and relax as the soft...
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