Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Cyclone Alien Silicone Stroker
XR Brands
$79.00Aliens Do It Better! Resistance is futile. Curiosity is encouraged. Do human women feel a little too… terrestrial? Captain Kirk didn’t spend all that time exploring strange new worlds for nothing — and now you don’t have...$79.00 -
Vella Women's Pre-Play Pleasure Serum
Vella Bioscience
$20.00 - $65.00Equal Opportunity Arousal For most of modern history, female pleasure has been treated like a rumor. The clitoris wasn’t even fully mapped until 1998 — by, you guessed it, a woman. But now the tables are turning, and science is finally...$20.00 - $65.00 -
Pretty Love Licking Rose
Pretty Love
$50.00Because You Know Exactly What You Like. Roses are nice, but this is better. You could buy yourself flowers… or you could choose something that actually puts in the effort. The Pretty Love Licking Rose looks delicate, but don’t be fooled...$50.00 -
The Oral Sex Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99What's Better Than a Rose on Your Piano? Tulips on your organ — and a coloring book that absolutely *goes there.* If oral is your love language, your hobby, and your cardio routine, The Oral Sex Coloring Book is about to become your new favorite...$12.99 -
World's Biggest Asshole Trophy
Island Dogs
$11.99THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.(Someone had to say it.) The world is absolutely crawling with assholes — loud ones, proud ones, “I’m just being honest” ones — and yet so few ever receive the recognition they so desperately...$11.99 -
Kama Sutra Oral Sex Travel Kits
Kama Sutra
$22.99Cocktail-Inspired Oral Sex Kits You Actually Can Carry On Flavor, warmth, and glide in one cheeky little travel bag. You know the cruel thing about travel? You can’t bring your favorite cocktail on the plane — unless it happens to be the Kama...$22.99 -
Magic Wand MICRO Cordless Rechargeable
Vibratex
$81.00Smaller Size, Same Magic This year’s most hotly-anticipated travel gadget has finally arrived, and it’s NOT noise-cancelling headphones. Vibratex’s Magic Wand MICRO Cordless Rechargeable is the sporty little remake we’ve all been...$81.00 -
Satisfyer Masturbator Eggs
Satisfyer
$7.95READY AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE Why do Satisfyer Masturbator Eggs feel so damn good? Because they just got LAID… (cue rimshot). Small, sporty, and made for one-time use, these pocket-sized strokers let you crack open a quickie anywhere, anytime...$7.95 -
Lovense Flexer Bluetooth G-Spot & Clit Panty Vibrator
Lovense
$119.99They'll Never See You Coming! Feeling daring? Take your kinks out of the bedroom - and out on the town - with the Lovense Flexer Bluetooth G-Spot & Clit Panty Vibrator. Lovense is already known for creating the most innovative remote-controlled...$119.99 -
B-Vibe Remote Control Vibrating Heart Plug
B-Vibe Toys
$123.00"SO… BUTT STUFF?" Sometimes hearts don’t just whisper — they hum. The Pink B-Vibe Remote Control Vibrating Heart Plug takes a classic romantic symbol, gives it a mischievous twist, and puts it exactly where the magic happens. Soft...$123.00 -
INFINITY Aqua Water-Based Lubricant
Pjur
$32.50Slide Into Endless Bliss INFINITY Aqua Water-Based Lubricant brings you the kind of glide that feels expensive — because it is. Crafted in Germany by Pjur, this silky, pH-balanced formula delivers long-lasting moisture without glycerin, parabens,...$32.50 -
Jumping Pecker
Hott Products
$9.99THE ORIGINAL DICK IN A BOX.Simple. Stupid. Timeless. Long before the internet ruined everything, there was the Jumping Pecker — a wind-up monument to lowbrow joy that’s been making people laugh since the 1960s. No batteries. No explanation...$9.99