Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator
Honey Play Box
Now: $62.00Was: $80.00HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES! Two passions. One handy game plan. Life can’t all be football and handjobs… or can it? The Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator is a winning play for the gridiron-obsessed, combining two all-time favorites...Now: $62.00Was: $80.00 -
Pretty Love Banana Vibe
Pretty Love
$39.99THIS SH*T IS BANANAS. Proof that fruit can, in fact, be fun. Looking for a gift with serious sex a-peel? The Pretty Love Banana Vibe is the perfect example of a “whole” food. Vegan-friendly, fruit-forward, and ideal for anyone who...$39.99 -
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CUM FACE
Play Wiv Me
$49.99(CUM) LOADS OF FUN! Are you quick with the dick… or do you choke on the stroke? Find out with CUM FACE, the wet, wild, and unapologetically messy party game! This is hand-to-gland combat at its finest: pump hard, pump fast, pump first—not...$49.99 -
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner
Candyprints
$10.00From Here to DICKternity! Ready to upgrade your bridal bash from basic to balls-out? Say hello to the Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner — the rose-gold crown jewel of bachelorette décor. At 16 inches tall and stretching across...$10.00 -
Glitterati Penis Party Confetti
Candyprints
$4.99Peak Dickoration! You know what every bachelorette party needs? MORE D! Lucky for you, our Glitterati Penis Party Confetti is locked, loaded, and overflowing with pure TDE (Tiny Dick Energy™). These shiny little schlongs are the ultimate...$4.99 -
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener
Candyprints
$6.00NO CAP! When the bottles pop, make sure you’re packing the only bar tool with actual balls — the Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener. Sleek, shiny, and scandalous enough to get a laugh before the first sip, this bad boy slips into...$6.00 -
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Glitterati Penis 3ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon
Candyprints
$10.00Love Is In The Air! What’s the real secret to a poppin’ bachelorette party? Sure, teamwork and planning help… but let’s be honest — it’s all about a giant, shiny schlong. Enter the Glitterati Penis 3ft Rose Gold Mylar...$10.00 -
Glitterati Penis Party Napkins
Candyprints
$6.00Elevate The Occasion. Set the table, serve the drinks, and don’t forget the dicks. Our Glitterati Penis Party Napkins are splashed with a rainbow of members, adding just the right touch of class (and crass) to your bachelorette bash. They’re...$6.00 -
Glitterati Metallic Penis Plates
Candyprints
$7.00The Main Dish! Stop overthinking the menu — your guests came hungry for one thing: D. Our Glitterati Metallic Penis Plates are here to serve it up, literally. At 7 inches long, these shiny studs are perfectly sized for all your whores...$7.00 -
Happy Fucking Birthday Drink & Dare Lotto
Candyprints
$11.99HAPPY BARFDAY! Scratch. Dare. Drink. Regret later. Tired of the same old yawn-fest party games? SCRATCH THAT. The Happy Fucking Birthday Drink & Dare Lotto Game is the one game where everyone wins (and everyone gets wasted). Inside...$11.99 -
Penis Pasta
Spencer & Fleetwood
$8.00Eat a Bowl of Dicks. Dinner plans just got aggressively immature. Hungry for some peen cuisine? Whether you’re throwing an adults-only dinner party or making questionable choices at 2 a.m., this Penis Pasta delivers the perfect balance of tasty...$8.00 -
Bigger or Smaller Penis Cards
Play Wiv Me
$17.00Party Harder. The only drinking game that actually measures up. Tired of adult party games that feel limp, ineffective, or just plain soft? Enter the Bigger or Smaller Penis Card Game — a no-frills, high-stakes guessing game where confidence is...$17.00