Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
They say the perfect gift isn’t something you can wrap. While it may be true that experiences are better than material things, we think you can have both at the same time with our sexy gifts for men and women. Here, we've rounded up fun seasonal sex toys and lingerie for holidays like Christmas and Valentine's Day that you'll continue to enjoy all year long. Our fast and discreet shipping will guarantee your naughty gifts will arrive on time so you can get the party started!
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"Best Titties" Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00Your anxiety is chronic, but those tits are iconic! When You Care Enough to Send the Very Breast, this "Best Titties" Naughty Greeting Card will let them know what they're packing! Perfect for lovers or friends with benefits - (AKA BOOBS!) - this...$5.00 -
Penis Shot Glasses
Shots Toys
$24.99Pour Decisions Await! Whether you're planning a bachelorette bash or a casual get-together with dickhead friends, cocktails are a must. Make sure your party guests will always get a stiff one with these Penis Shot Glasses! Appropriate for white-tie...$24.99 -
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FUCK OFF Fan
Wood Rocket
$21.00"I’m going to fuck off now. I think you should, too." You can take the high road, but we prefer to bring the drama with this FUCK OFF Fan. Perfect for Divorce proceedings, HR meetings, and the DMV, this deliciously petty accessory will flip em' off...$21.00 -
"Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle
Sleazy Greetings
$23.99Smells Like Poor Life Decisions. Want to celebrate two of the best things in life? Our "Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle emits a fragrance that is irresistible to divorced dads. And, unlike the real thing, it's cheap, legal, and won't leave you...$23.99 -
NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping Paper
KushKards
$15.00IT'S GIVING DICK PRINT. Life can't be all grey sweatpants...OR CAN IT? Perfect for celebrating some of the best things in life, this quality NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping Paper has your naughty gifts covered - but just barely! Featuring...$15.00 -
GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set
Doc Johnson
$20.00It's Not Going To Suck Itself. Forget the candles, cake, or cheer, this gift is for his lower sphere. Here's a job you won't forget, the GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set! Perfect for the guy who has everything, this tasty kit includes two products he'll...$20.00 -
Penis Party Jello/Ice/Chocolate Tray
THANK ME NOW
$13.00Wiggle It, Just A Little Bit! Ahhh..Jello Shots, where childhood nostalgia meets questionable adult decision making. With get Lucky's Penis Party Jello/Ice/Chocolate Tray, you can add some Spring Break atmosphere to your boring grown-folks event! The...$13.00 -
Penis Party Candle
THANK ME NOW
$31.00It Aint' A Party Til' The Dick Gets LIT. Perfect for lighting up birthday cakes, bachelorette parties or any adult celebration, this Penis Party Candle will give wishes to all your best bitches! As the old song says, "When you wish upon a dong,...$31.00 -
Truth or Dare, Heads or Tails - Sexy Game of Chance
Sterling Publishing
$19.99Mutual Assured Seduction! If you're planning a sexy date night, how do you tastefully go from casual chatting to buck naked? Simple: The Truth or Dare, Heads or Tails - Sexy Game of Chance. Created by the UK’s favorite sex expert, Kate...$19.99 -
NaughtyVibes Valentine's Day Card & Mini Vibe
KushKards
$19.95"Roses are red, Violets Are Blue, I Suck At Poetry, Please Take off Your Pants." Here comes Valentine's Day. So, are you planning on giving your partner yet another crappy teddy bear? Or worse - a sappy SFW greeting card? On the SEXIEST HOLIDAY OF THE...$19.95 -
Opulence Embroidered Underwire Bra & Crotchless Panty
Fantasy Lingerie
$37.00 - $39.00All Dolled Up For Date Night! Get the lift and va va voom you’ve been searching for with Fantasy's Opulence Embroidered Underwire Bra & Crotchless Panty. This drop-dead set offers support and major sex appeal with sheer underwire cups,...$37.00 - $39.00 -
Little Secret Panty Vibrator With App Control
Satisfyer
$79.95Need Some PDA? FACTS: Every woman has her go-to underwear. Whether you prefer bikinis, high-waisted briefs, or thongs, Satisfyer's Little Secret Panty Vibrator With App Control will turn your plainest pair into a pleasure party! The slimline design lays...$79.95