It’s a Blow Out.

Because birthday candles deserve better punchlines.

Need to lighten the mood without saying anything heartfelt? These Funny Adult Party Candles bring just the right amount of chaos to birthdays, bachelorettes, and gatherings that stopped pretending to be classy hours ago.

Each candle features a bold, unapologetic message designed to get laughs, gasps, and at least one photo someone will regret later. Whether you’re feeling loving, apathetic, sarcastic, or aggressively lit, there’s a candle for that.

Available messages include:
I Fuckin’ Love You
MEH – I Hate Parties
Ur’ Da Shit

Key Features

Adult novelty candles with bold, cheeky messages
Perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, and grown-up gatherings
Great for party décor, gag gifts, and photo ops
Candle dimensions: 3.5 x 3.5 x 0.5 inches

Little Genie

Since 1999, Little Genie Productions has created party games and novelties designed to spark laughter, connection, and playful chaos. Known for adult candy, naughty décor, and unapologetic gag gifts, Little Genie exists to make celebrations louder, messier, and way more memorable.