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"Here's some cake. Now get the fuck out of my house."
Planning a celebration? Serve up a little sarcasm with these Happy Fucking Birthday Plates like the classy host you are. Besides, you don't want those assholes eating off your good china! Package contains 8 Paper Party Plates.
Candyprints provides sweet and sassy candy, along with fun and flirty adult party supplies. Stock up on everything from hilarious gag gifts to balloons that will be just the right fit for your next birthday, bachelorette party or special occasion!
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