Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons

How Low Can You Blow?!!!

Does your birthday brat act like they deserve a participation trophy for surviving another calendar year? Hand 'em' a bouquet of these Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons instead.

They’re cheap, loud, and obnoxious — just like your guest of honor — and guaranteed to pump a little extra attitude into the party. Pro tip: pop one every time you hear the words “It’s my birthday week” and watch the room cheer.

Each pack comes with 8 latex balloons, 9 inches apiece, in assorted colors — because size does matter.

Candyprints serves up sweet, sassy, and seriously naughty fun. From cheeky candy and hilarious gag gifts to over-the-top balloons and raunchy party supplies, we’ve got everything you need to make your birthday bash, bachelorette blowout, or any special occasion unforgettable. Stock up, turn up, and let the laughs (and the innuendos) flow!