Pink Penis Wine Bag

Got someone on your gift list who loves the hard stuff? Congratulations — you’ve found the crossover event of the season. The Pink Penis Wine Bag lets you combine two of their favorite pastimes: adult beverages and aggressively phallic humor.

Covered in glittery sequins and finished with marabou feathered balls (because subtlety is dead), this bag is equally at home holding a bottle of wine or a suspiciously bottle-shaped sex toy.

Bring it to a white elephant exchange, a bachelorette party, or any gathering where decorum has already left the chat.

Key Features

Little Genie Games
Little Genie Games makes the kind of party novelties that turn awkward rooms into loud ones — and photos that are deeply questionable. Since 1999, they’ve been creating playful, intimate, and laugh-out-loud gifts designed for bachelorettes, white elephants, and anyone who believes parties should get a little unhinged.