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Sleazy Greetings

Sleazy Greetings

  • "WE JUST HAD SEX IN HERE" Soy Wax Candle the "we just had sex " candle is the perfect gag gift for friends and lovers

    "WE JUST HAD SEX IN HERE" Soy Wax Candle

    Sleazy Greetings

    $24.00
    Not to Brag, But… Some moments deserve to be commemorated. This candle exists for one reason: to quietly (or not so quietly) mark an achievement. Light it after you do the deed (or when you're...
    $24.00
  • "CALM YOUR TITS" Soy Wax Candle "CALM YOUR TITS" Soy Wax Candle

    "CALM YOUR TITS" Soy Wax Candle

    Sleazy Greetings

    $24.00
    CALM YOUR TITS.A candle for people who are doing entirely too much. Sometimes life gets loud. People get dramatic. Group chats spiral. That’s when it’s time to light the Calm Your Tits...
    $24.00
  • "Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle "Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle

    "Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle

    Sleazy Greetings

    $24.00
    Smells Like Poor Life Decisions. Want to celebrate two of the best things in life? Our "Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle emits a fragrance that is irresistible to divorced dads. And, unlike the...
    $24.00
  • 52 Deuces Funny Poop-Themed Playing Cards The original poop suites

    52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards

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    $10.99
    LET’S SHART THIS PARTY UP. Because your poker night deserves less class and more ass.   Wanna keep the laughs going and the bullshit flowing? Make the 52 Deuces Poop Deck Playing Cards a...
    $10.99
  • Mini Date Night Shenanigans DIY Vouchers Date Night Activity Cards for couples

    Mini Date Night Shenanigans DIY Vouchers

    Sleazy Greetings

    $14.99
    Make It Personal! What do you have planned for date night? If your answer is "find out what's on Netflix", it's time to put down the remote and pick up some Mini Date Night Shenanigans DIY Vouchers...
    $14.99

At Sleazy Greetings, our mission is simple: to make people laugh and bring a smile to their faces. We capture the inside jokes, spontaneous phrases, and emotions that spark laughter in everyday relationships. Every card we create is a testament to the belief that humor can brighten even the darkest days. After all, life’s too short for boring cards—if you can’t make someone laugh at a funeral, you’re doing it wrong.