Staff Picks
Staff Picks
Not every product on the internet — just the best ones hand-picked by people who’ve tried them and know what’s worth your money. The same picks we’d steer you toward if you said, “Don’t let me buy something stupid.” Reliable, body-safe, actually-good toys, bondage, and lubes that earn their spot (instead of ending up in a drawer of regret.)
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Shaft Flexskin Vibrating Penis Sheath
SHAFT
$94.99Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop (Literally) When “Netflix and Cuddle” just isn’t gonna cut it, the Shaft Flexskin Vibrating Penis Sheath turns your dick into the ultimat$94.99 -
Blackout Memory Foam Blindfold
Sportsheets
$19.99Find Pleasure in Surrender. When sight disappears, sensation takes over. Taking away sight is one of the simplest ways to shift power — and one of the most intoxicating. The Blackout Memory Foam...$19.99 -
FRENZY App-Controlled Rotating Plug
Honey Play Box
$70.00Smart Tech For Smart Asses Because your back door deserves good engineering. The FRENZY App-Controlled Rotating Plug is what happens when thoughtful design meets “oh… that feels different.” Its...$70.00 -
Scioness Sucking & Licking Tongue Vibrator
Honey Play Box
$91.00Put Your Clit on Speed Dial. Because waiting around for oral is a terrible system. Oral sex is a magical thing — we all agree on that. But wouldn’t it be better if you could summon it instantly, no...$91.00 -
Plush Super-Thick Hybrid Anal Glide
Intimate Organics
$15.95 - $29.95A Tabu Favorite for Backdoor Play Because the right lube makes the difference between “maybe” and “more.” Want anal to feel actually good? Start with the right lube. Whether you’re easing into...$15.95 - $29.95 -
Max Boost Pro Waterproof Pump
Pipedream
$115.00MAKES HARD FEEL EASY Because performance shouldn’t feel like work. When your equipment goes AWOL, the Max Boost Pro Waterproof Pump takes over. Built for those moments when the mind is ready but$115.00 -
Lovense Flexer Bluetooth G-Spot & Clit Panty Vibrator
Lovense
$119.99They'll Never See You Coming!The panty vibe that turns public spaces into private playgrounds. Feeling daring? Take your kinks out of the bedroom—and out on the town—with the Lovense Flexer Bluetooth...$119.99 -
Dildolls Ombré Rainbow Stargazer
Love To Love
$52.00Starlight, Starbright... Let us grant your wish tonight with our Dildolls Ombré Rainbow Stargazer! Meet seven inches of celestial sparkle that's crafted for dreamers, wish-makers, and anyone who...$52.00 -
OXLUBE Play Glide
Oxballs
$15.00 - $46.00GET DOWN WITH THE SLICKNESS.Whatever you're into, don't go in dry. Looking for the ultimate 360 lubricant? Enter your slick era with OXLUBE Play Glide, the lube you can toy with! Whether you reach...$15.00 - $46.00 -
BIG SHAFT Flexskin Model A Dong
SHAFT
$124.99You Might Want to Sit Down for This. Subtlety has left the building. Got love for the well-endowed? Then go ahead and take a deep breath, because the BIG SHAFT Flexskin Model A Dong is not here to...$124.99 -
Strap On Me Curious Leatherette Harness
Strap-On-Me
$70.00STAY CURIOUS (and a little filthy). Your harness shouldn’t look like gym equipment—it should look like trouble. The Strap On Me Curious Leatherette Harness is where form meets f*ck-me energy: bright,...$70.00 -
Perfect Fit ZORO Hollow Strap-On
Perfect Fit
$134.95BUILT TO STAY PUT.Because confidence hits different when nothing slips or shifts mid-thrust. Real talk: at some point, a lot of erections stop showing up with the same enthusiasm they once did...$134.95