Staff Picks
Staff Picks
Not every product on the internet — just the best ones hand-picked by people who’ve tried them and know what’s worth your money. The same picks we’d steer you toward if you said, “Don’t let me buy something stupid.” Reliable, body-safe, actually-good toys, bondage, and lubes that earn their spot (instead of ending up in a drawer of regret.)
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Perfect Fit ZORO Hollow Strap-On
Perfect Fit
$134.95BUILT TO STAY PUT.Because confidence hits different when nothing slips or shifts mid-thrust. Real talk: at some point, a lot of erections stop showing up with the same enthusiasm they once did. Stress, age, meds, bodies being bodies—whatever the...$134.95 -
App-Controlled Tapping G-Spot Rabbit
Honey Play Box
$89.99Feel Good in All the Right Places. Clit. G-spot. A-spot. PERIOD. Can’t decide if you want clitoral teasing, deep penetration, or a truly skilled fingering session? Good news: you don’t have to choose. The App-Controlled Tapping G-Spot...$89.99 -
Blush Performance Truck Tire C-Ring
Blush Toys
$12.00Built Like a Truck. Performs Like One, Too. Heavy-duty squeeze for heavy-duty sessions. If you like your toys thick, tight, and built for endurance, the Blush Performance Truck Tire C-Ring is ready to take you for a long, scenic ride. With its fat...$12.00 -
Aluminium Rumba Bullet
Nu Sensuelle
$89.99 - $109.99Small. Hot. Loud as Hell (In the Best Way). Bullets are the OG of vibrators—practical, reliable, about as sexy as a Toyota Camry. But the Nu Sensuelle Aluminium Rumba Bullet? That’s the Camry tricked out like a rock star’s tour bus...$89.99 - $109.99 -
Nu Sensuelle Geminii XLR8 Turbo Boost G-Spot Vibe
Nu Sensuelle
$100.00Happiness Is 9,000 RPMs. Every other week, some “scientific study” claims to prove or disprove the existence of the G-Spot. Meanwhile, we’re over here like: just try the Nu Sensuelle Geminii XLR8 Turbo Boost G-Spot Vibe and decide for...$100.00 -
B-Vibe Vibrating Weighted Snug Plug
B-Vibe Toys
$97.99 - $125.99Weighty. Rumbly. Unforgettable! Hold onto your cheeks! The new B-Vibe Vibrating Weighted Snug Plug has arrived. The original Snug Plug already earned cult status with its torpedo shape, flexible neck, and silky-smooth silicone, making long-wear (and...$97.99 - $125.99 -
SHAFT Flexskin Model N Liquid Silicone Side Curve Dong
SHAFT
$79.99 - $109.99Your Side Dick Has Arrived. Curved. Jacked. Ready to ruin your plans. Looking for that good-good manhood? The perfect penis is subjective, but this SHAFT Flexskin Model N Liquid Silicone Side Curve Dong has “boyfriend” written all over it...$79.99 - $109.99 -
Gender X Pink Flexi Wand
GENDER X
$57.00Flexible, Powerful, and Suspiciously Good at Its Job It doesn’t look like trouble. It is. The Gender X Pink Flexi Wand is what happens when thoughtful design meets “oh wow, that escalated quickly.” Sleek, non-representational, and made...$57.00 -
Gender X Flick-It Finger Vibe
GENDER X
$72.99You Gotta' Flick It Before You Kick It! Here’s the thing about fingers: they already do a lot of heavy lifting. But could they be better? Oh, hell yes. Meet Gender X’s Flick-It Finger Vibe—the tiny overachiever that turns your digits...$72.99 -
Coming Strong Vibrator
Evolved Novelties
$71.00Pure Power Ready for the strong stuff? Evolved took the classic vibrator and raised the bar on performance with the Coming Strong Vibrator - because sometimes, subtle just doesn’t cut it. Designed for people who like their pleasure with a little...$71.00 -
Together Female Intimacy Couples' Vibe
Together Vibes
$189.00ORDINARY IS CANCELED.This is what happens when a couples’ toy actually fits. Tired of dual-sided massagers that promise “for couples” and then awkwardly… aren’t? Meet the Together Female Intimacy Couples’...$189.00 -
We-Vibe Melt 2 Pleasure Air™ Clitoral Stimulator
We-Vibe
$149.00Meet The Clit Whisperer Do you long for that special someone who can make your legs tremble without a word or even a touch? We may not have the who, but we do have the what: Introducing the We-Vibe Melt 2 Pleasure Air™ Clitoral Stimulator: the...$149.00