Staff Picks
Staff Picks
Not every product on the internet — just the best ones hand-picked by people who’ve tried them and know what’s worth your money. The same picks we’d steer you toward if you said, “Don’t let me buy something stupid.” Reliable, body-safe, actually-good toys, bondage, and lubes that earn their spot (instead of ending up in a drawer of regret.)
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ULTRA-POWER Magic Wand Waterproof HV-360
Vibratex
$225.00TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING FEELS GREAT.The most powerful Magic Wand ever made. Yes, really. Looking for the hardest-hitting Magic Wand® ever created? Meet the ULTRA-POWER Magic Wand Waterproof HV-360—a full-throttle upgrade built for people who...$225.00 -
Cyclone XL 9.5 Inch Strokers
California Exotics
$45.00Balls Deep, Baby! If tiny hand-held sleeves leave you humming "Why not take all of me", these Cyclone XL 9.5 Inch Strokers can handle all of you, and then some. Longer than your average tug toy, this clear, stretchy beast is built for the big guns and...$45.00 -
FRENZY App-Controlled Rotating Plug
Honey Play Box
$70.00Smart Tech For Smart Asses Because your back door deserves good engineering. The FRENZY App-Controlled Rotating Plug is what happens when thoughtful design meets “oh… that feels different.” Its ergonomic shape follows your body’s...$70.00 -
60SX AMP Travel Bullet
Nu Sensuelle
$89.99Your Perfect Everyday Carry! Meet the multitasker of your dreams — the Nu Sensuelle 60SX AMP Travel Bullet. She’s tiny, mighty, and ready to turn any moment (hotel room, shower, midlife crisis) into a full-blown vibe session. Think of her as...$89.99 -
Slipskin Curvy Pressure-Sensitive Silicone Dildo
B-Vibe Toys
$155.00 - $185.00REACH YOUR HAPPY PLACECurved with purpose. Built to hit the right spot. B-Vibe’s Slipskin Curvy Pressure-Sensitive Silicone Dildo is engineered for targeted pleasure—with your G-spot in mind and your P-spot very much invited to the party...$155.00 - $185.00 -
Strap On Me Curious Leatherette Harness
Strap-On-Me
$70.00STAY CURIOUS (and a little filthy). Your harness shouldn’t look like gym equipment—it should look like trouble. The Strap On Me Curious Leatherette Harness is where form meets f*ck-me energy: bright, bold vegan leather and a low-slung,...$70.00 -
BIG SHAFT Flexskin Model A Dong
SHAFT
$124.99You Might Want to Sit Down for This. Subtlety has left the building. Got love for the well-endowed? Then go ahead and take a deep breath, because the BIG SHAFT Flexskin Model A Dong is not here to play small. This super-sized version of the classic SHAFT...$124.99 -
Gender X Flick-It Finger Vibe
GENDER X
$72.99You Gotta' Flick It Before You Kick It! Here’s the thing about fingers: they already do a lot of heavy lifting. But could they be better? Oh, hell yes. Meet Gender X’s Flick-It Finger Vibe—the tiny overachiever that turns your digits...$72.99 -
Gender X Pink Flexi Wand
GENDER X
$57.00Flexible, Powerful, and Suspiciously Good at Its Job It doesn’t look like trouble. It is. The Gender X Pink Flexi Wand is what happens when thoughtful design meets “oh wow, that escalated quickly.” Sleek, non-representational, and made...$57.00 -
Leaf Wireless Vibrating Nipple Clamps
Pretty Love
$39.00Pretty. Pink. Relentless. Dainty metallic clamps with vibrations that turn sweet into serious. Do these Leaf Wireless Vibrating Nipple Clamps appear harmless? They're not. These mini marvels deliver a firm, non-adjustable squeeze — no timid...$39.00 -
Lovense Edge 2 Flexible Prostate Massager
Lovense
$129.00Your P-Spot Called. It Wants a Professional Involved. Looking for a plug that actually understands anatomy instead of guessing? Lovense Edge 2 is the world’s first fully adjustable, dual-motor prostate massager — designed to deliver deep,...$129.00 -
WHY NOT? Spicy Board Game
Why Don't We
$35.00Something To Look Forward To All Week. Lazy weekends in bed are cute… but Babe, you can do better than reheated takeout and doomscrolling. WHY NOT? is the board game that turns “What do you want to do?” into “Holy hell, we...$35.00