10 Sexy Things to Do for Labor Day Weekend

At Tabutoys, we have some titillating Labor Day weekend ideas for all you little sex imps. Join us as we share some erotically charged suggestions tailor-made for sex-loving adults! Forget about throwing wieners on the BBQ. We have other plans for Labor Day ⏤ and weiners!

1. Peg Your Lover

Weiners and Labor Day go together like bread and butter. So what better way to celebrate than a pegging adventure? Pegging is the practice of giving your lover the back door shaft using a strap-on dildo. While this practice has been around since at least the Ancient Greeks, it was just a nameless underground practice in the world of anal play until 2001.

Then, sex advice columnist Dan Savage ran a contest to give it a “percussive” name and pegging was born. Pegging has risen in prominence since then, prompting countless anal sex enthusiasts to raise their bottoms in approval. It’s a labor of love, so it’s one of our favorite things to do for Labor Day weekend. Bottoms up!

2. Get Kinky

Kink was made for long weekends. So this delicious “slow food” sexual expression is on our list of fun things to do over Labor Day weekend. If you’ve been smirking to yourself secretly about kinky play, it’s time to take the plunge. What better time to block out three whole days than getting tied up or dangled from a leather sex swing as you lose yourself in sensory excess?

From Shibari to e-stim, BDSM is a big, kinky umbrella under which many fun-loving sexual adventurers congregate. Dip your toe in the BDSM waters, or throw yourself in like cliff diving in Acapulco. Either way, you’ll find plenty of lust to keep the sparks flying. Plan your pizza order between scenarios because the ball-gag will make it difficult to ask, “How much?”

3. Have Fun With Your Food

Home is where the heart is. It’s also where the fridge is. So third on our list of things to do for Labor Day weekend is to hit the grocery store. Look for sex-friendly favorites like fruit leather and corn on the cob. Dig deep, get creative, and remember ⏤ someone’s going to have to eat that. If you have carpets, put some plastic down. Sex with food is a messy affair. But what party isn’t?

We believe that pressurized tins of whipping cream were invented for the sole purpose of food play. So throw a couple of those in the trolly too. But don’t limit yourself to this traditional culinary sexessory. What do you crave? From Marmite to warm Bearnaise sauce, it’s your sex party. So trickle, spread, drip, or slap on the erotic foods that turn your crank to “explode.”

4. Plan an Innocent Picnic

Of all the fun things to do for Labor Day weekend, an innocent little picnic for two is a great American tradition. You’ll be on exactly the same page with your lover while you lay out the picnic blanket, pulling God knows what from your sweet little basket. Picnics seem so poignantly retro until the going gets horny.

You’ve chosen the perfect, secluded clearing, fringed with sheltering trees. But you know you’re in public. You catch a glimpse of the sex toy you’ve tucked in the picnic basket, nestled next to the baguettes and brie. You know that the picnic blanket you’ll soon be languidly reclining on will overperform today.

5. Play Naked Twister

While this may take a little planning, imagine your dearest playmates getting together for a Naked Twister tournament. You’ll have a blast as everyone gets teabagged (eventually), and your heads end up in the strangest but most delightful places!

It’s ambitious, alright. But with the right squad of stalwart sex imps, it’s one of the funnest things to do for Labor Day weekend. Retrieve that old Twister mat you had tucked away in the garage all these years. Lay it out, and let the naked fun begin. Bonus points for shag rugs, swag lamps, and creative sex toy deployment.

6. Binge Erotica

From Anais Nin to Tom of Finland, the world of erotica is immense and diverse. If, until now, you’ve limited yourself to badly-lit porn, you’re missing out on a more refined approach to sexual arousal media.

Writhe in ecstasy as you experience the genius of John Cameron Mitchell in films like Short Bus or Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Read erotica to each other in bed and see where such stimulating things to do for Labor Day weekend take you. It might turn out to be the ride of your life!

7. Arrange a Chance Encounter

For those who love role-play, this is the classic template for all sexy, fun things to do over Labor Day weekend. Drive each other wild, arranging a chance encounter as total strangers in a hotel bar.

Plan your wardrobes, both public and private. Indulge in extensive eye-flirting and then orchestrate your ever-so-obvious escape to one of your private rooms. Don’t forget the “elevator groping” portion of the festivities on your way up. You’ve checked in separately, and you’ll check out separately, harboring a mutual memory that’s your naughty little secret.

8. Invite a Guest Star

Just as the name suggests, the guest star is a visitor. You’re not forming a “thruple” (although with the right dynamics, it could happen). This is a threesome. It’s about sexual adventure, not moving your new friend into the guest suite.

Spend a little time getting to know your guest star. It’s not like you can just grab someone off a bar stool, although that’s been the traditional practice! Having a satisfying experience means there’s sexual attraction, three ways. Your guest star will come with their own sexual agenda, so be prepared to accommodate that with the right accessories.

Hosting a guest star is one of the sexiest things to do for Labor Day weekend. So get to work. Find that guest star, and experience the hottest long weekend in history!

9. Go Skinny Dipping

Find your special swimming hole and go on a sensual skinny dipping jaunt! Yes! There are places where you can legally skinny dip in this country. So what’s keeping you? There’s nothing sexier than a nude swimming encounter in a pristine body of water. Add waterproof sex toys to the mix to heat cool, clear water to a boil!

For more fun things to do over Labor Day weekend, rent a nearby cabin, and don’t forget to bring along your most lushly sensual playtime enhancements. After a day of naughty picnicking and skinny dipping, you’ll be ready for all the sexual madness you can handle.

10. Lose Yourselves in the Kama Sutra

The Kama Sutra was written sometime between 300 BCE and 200 CE as a guide to intimate relationships and partnerships. Considered by some to be one of the best guides to sexual positions ever written, you’re bound to get lost in the book’s deliciously sensual bounty, adding some new tricks to your sexual repertoire.

This is one of the most relaxing, sex-soaked things to do for Labor Day weekend. As you and your partner follow the counsel of this ancient tome of sexual pleasure, add modern conveniences for a new spin!

Have a Sexy Labor Day Weekend with Tabutoys

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