IF ORAL IS YOUR THING, WE'VE GOT THE NEXT BEST THING.

Oral people are different.

You know who you are.

If you're a guy, you're probably intimately familiar with the blowjob corner of the internet. Deep throat. Creampies. Amateur blowjobs. You know exactly what you like, and you've probably spent years wondering why nobody has invented a machine that can do that on demand. For a lot of men, blowjobs aren't a side quest. They're the main storyline.

If you're an oral-loving woman, a really good mouth session was probably how you experienced your first orgasm. For some women, it remains the preferred vehicle to Valhalla. The old girl downstairs knows what she likes, and she is not particularly interested in compromise. Penetration is lovely. A truly committed mustache ride is another matter entirely.

The good news is that oral sex toys have become dramatically better over the last few years. Whether you're looking for suction, licking, stroking, vibration, or a little assistance for the real thing, there are now entire categories of products designed specifically for people who consider oral sex the gold standard.

BETTER HEAD

Everybody loves oral sex... at least when they're on the receiving end. Giving it can be a different story. If you've ever accidentally triggered your gag reflex while brushing your teeth, you already understand why saliva enhancers, gag-suppressing formulas, and other blowjob-friendly inventions exist. They're designed to make oral play more comfortable, more enjoyable, and a whole lot easier to say "yes" to.

BLOWJOB MACHINES

Ever since the invention of the wheel, men have been looking at new technology and asking, "Can I stick my dick in that?" Modern blowjob machines answer that question with suction, stroking, vibration, texture, and movement that range from impressively realistic to gloriously over-the-top. Flying cars? Universal healthcare? Not in the budget. These? Apparently so. Ah, humanity.

LICKING VIBRATORS

Some sensations are difficult to imitate. Licking vibrators use flexible tongues, oscillating tips, fluttering motions, and oral-inspired stimulation to recreate the teasing, flicking, and rhythmic movements that make oral sex so memorable. If your favorite orgasms usually arrive courtesy of a talented mouth, you've just found your new favorite category.

CHIN STRAP DILDOS

At first glance, chin strap dildos look like they were designed by somebody's drunk uncle. At second glance... they still do. Somehow, these awkward-looking inventions have been around for decades because they actually work. Worn around the head like a spelunking helmet, they make it easier to combine penetration with tongue time—two great tastes that go great together. Sometimes the silliest ideas turn out to be surprisingly effective.

ORAL SEX LUBRICANTS

Chocolate. Strawberry. Watermelon. Birthday cake. Bacon. These are just a few of the flavors that the world's leading oral sex scientists have contributed to the lick-osphere. Flavored lubricants add sweetness, tingling sensations, and a little extra fun to one of life's favorite activities. Consider this the dessert menu.

CLIT SUCKERS

The biggest innovation in women's pleasure over the last decade wasn't a vibrator—it was air pulse technology. Instead of relying on direct vibration, clit suckers surround the clitoris with rhythmic pulses that many women describe as feeling remarkably similar to oral sex. There are basically two kinds of people: clit sucker fangirls and people who haven't tried one yet.