LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX.

Because overpriced dinners, party horns, and existential dread are not foreplay. If you’re in a relationship and you’re genuinely trying to have a hot New Year’s Eve—not just survive it—going out is a scam. And not a sexy scam like “I wore lingerie under a trench coat.” A scam like “we paid a car payment for a prix fixe dinner and then stood in a crowd breathing cigar fog while a man in a novelty top hat screamed WOOOOOOO into my ear.” Nothi …

{ "__shgImageV3Elements": { "uuid": "s-5714f0e9-8ce7-4f59-8326-88623ce97253" } } If you and your partner are curious about spicing things up, raid your own toy drawer first. No need to shop—your current collection is begging for an encore performance. Here’s how to sneak them into your shared playtime. They come in every size, shape, and shade under the sun. Some are no-frills plastic gizmos that get the job done; others are high-end …