LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX.

Horror nerds, gird your loins—Halloween is officially on its way! And while everyone else is dusting off the plastic skeletons and arguing about whether The Exorcist still holds up, we’ve been exploring a much stranger corner of the internet. In honor of spooky season, we’ve rounded up our TOP 7 SCARY SEX TOYS—obscure, bizarre, deeply questionable objects that range from mildly unsettling to JESUS CHRIST, WHY DOES IT HAVE A FACE? Are they sexy? That may be besi …