Extreme Mega Bator Rechargeable Stroker & Phone Mount

Go Away, I’m Batin’

Dating apps? Cute. But swiping endlessly like a thumb zombie won’t get you nearly as satisfied as this: Enter the Extreme Mega Bator Rechargeable Stroker & Phone Mount: your personal, fully automated, hands-free masturbator that actually does the work for you. No awkward eye contact, no “hey, what are you up to?” — just pure, unadulterated pleasure.

Whether you’re a solo artist or just want your thumbs free to text “lol” at your ex, Mega Bator does the heavy lifting. Spin. Thrust. Repeat. All while your mobile device keeps the visuals flowing — it’s basically cheating at masturbation, and we don’t judge.

Inside, three realistic TPE sleeves mimic the goods you’ve been daydreaming about — one touch on the control pad and you’re cruising through 5 turbo speeds and 10 pulse patterns. Feeling indecisive? Arrow keys got your back. Want to dial it up or down? Plus and minus buttons. It’s like a spaceship cockpit, but for your penis.

Power’s never a problem — USB charge keeps it juiced up, and the LED tells you when it’s ready for action. Cleanup? Easy. Unscrew the topper, rinse the sleeve, and you’re good for round two…or ten. Hybrid or water-based lubes only. Runs about 1.5 hours on a full charge, takes roughly 2 hours to refuel — enough time to order some delivery, and maybe pretend you’ll go on a date later.

The Extreme Mega Bator Includes:

• The Premium Mega-Bator Masturbation device.
• An Air Lock Suction Cup for hands-free action.
• Mobile Device Holder for total convenience.
• USB Charging Cord (No batteries or messy cords!)
• And Free Sample Moist Lube & Toy Cleaner.

Mega Bator Reviews:

"Since the Mega-Bator is completely automatic, it does all the work for you. All you have to do is put your trouser snake inside the toy. Then, it will simultaneously start stroking up and down and spinning around." - Bestblowjobmachines.com

Meet Pipedream Extreme — the stuff your fantasies are made of. Dolls, sleeves, strokers…all engineered to handle a serious pounding and still come back for more. Crafted from some of the most lifelike materials on the planet, each toy is built to keep you going when the real world can’t. Inspired by your favorite porn stars and perfected by Pipedream, this is the collection for guys who don’t just want to play…they want to go hard.