Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive in and embrace the absurd!
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Eye of the Spawn Vibrating & Squirming Butt Plug
XR Brands
$62.00EYE SEE YOU. Looking for a sex toy with a surrealist twist? Take a look at this Eye of the Spawn Vibrating & Squirming Butt Plug ...and it may look right back at you. Weird sex toys come and go, but this one is truly nightmare-inducing: A reptilian...$62.00 -
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Creature Cocks Giant Swamp Monster 3 Foot Dildo
XR Brands
$999.00Nightmare Thrills, Right This Way! Is your hungry hole prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice? Offer it as tribute to the Creature Cocks Giant Swamp Monster 3 Foot Dildo – the biggest beast in the sex toy game! Offering over 84 pounds of pure...$999.00 -
Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock
XR Brands
$87.00The Terror From The Deep! Do you long for a real leviathan? Straight from the briny depths comes the Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock, a blasphemous boner of Lovecraftian proportions. No need to take your chances with a giant squid monster -...$87.00 -
Pretty Love Banana Vibe
Pretty Love
$39.99THIS SH*T IS BANANAS. Looking for a naughty gift with sex a-peel? Our Pretty Love Banana Vibe is the perfect example of a "hole" food! Vegan-friendly and ideal for fruit fanatics, this banana's 7 intense vibration patterns make a sweet late-night snack...$39.99