Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive in and embrace the absurd!
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Alien Nation BORG Penis Sheath
Icon Brands
$78.00RESISTANCE IS FUTILE Surrender your ships and loosen your hips: The Alien Nation BORG Penis Sheath is here to assimilate your cock. Earthling, why do you continue to struggle? Once modification begins, your new "vessel" will achieve perfection with its...$78.00 -
Pussification Locking Chastity Cage
Master Series
$76.00Oh, What A Pretty Pussy! Ready to embark on a life of sweet sissy servitude? There's just one little problem: Your pathetic shaft is not all that. In fact, we think it could use behavioral training in the form of this Pussification Locking Chastity Cage...$76.00 -
Master Series Ass Face Mouth Gag
Master Series
$69.00YOU TAINT' SEEN NOTHIN' YET! Does your sub's mouth have a habit of writing checks that their ass can't cash? Have we got the training tool for you! This Master Series Ass Face Mouth Gag takes the gentle art of face fucking to brutal new levels! Sure,...$69.00 -
Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator
Zero Tolerance
$50.00We Can't Unsee It, And Neither Can You. Searching for your sole-mate? With feet now becoming the most searched-for fetish on Pornhub, this Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator is a toy that's been long overdue. Made for licking, rubbing, sucking -...$50.00 -
Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle
Selopa
$49.99SQUID PRO QUO, CLARICE. Looking for an 8-limbed lover? We can’t ship you an entire octopus (customs would not approve), but we can serve up the best bit: the Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle. Of course, we all know that age-old story of "girl meets...$49.99 -
Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo
XR Brands
$69.99Check yo' self before you REX yo' self! Plenty of oddities exist in the wild world of sex toys, but our Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo is one that truly defies explanation. About a billion years in the making, this dino-daddy sports a thick cock supported...$69.99 -
Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg
XR Brands
$99.00FEEL THE MAGIC Like to play with Dragons (without the 3rd degree burns?) Here's something that will satisfy your inter-species breeding kink: The Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg! Designed for advanced players only, this massive silicone toy has...$99.00 -
Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo
XR Brands
$89.00TWO WORDS: HORSE CUM Neigh-sayers, step aside—because this Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo is hung and ready to plow your pasture. This horse penis features the equine length and width you crave, plus the kind of cum-gushing action that...$89.00 -
Creature Cocks Venom Dildo
XR Brands
$99.00100% Nightmare Fuel! Searching for a sexy symbiote? Watch out, this Our Creature Cocks Venom Dildo has toxic cock syndrome! Made for experienced fanboys and fangirls, this deadly dildo's superhuman size and distinctive black and white design make it a...$99.00 -
Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock
XR Brands
$87.00The Terror From The Deep! Do you long for a real leviathan? Straight from the briny depths comes the Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock, a blasphemous boner of Lovecraftian proportions. No need to take your chances with a giant squid monster -...$87.00 -
Creature Cocks Unicorn Magic Silicone Dildo
XR Brands
$39.99ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE Do you identify as mythical? This Creature Cocks Unicorn Magic Silicone Dildo is proof that a horn isn't the only magical part of a unicorn's anatomy. With a length just under 7 inches with slim diameter, it's not hung like a horse -...$39.99 -
Cocktopus Monster Dong
XR Brands
$89.00LET'S GET KRAKEN. Are you a real “sucker” for marine life? You asked - we delivered: Introducing Creature Cocks' Cocktopus Monster Dong. In the great pantheon of weird sex toys, tentacle dildos abound but this one is a real beaut! Made...$89.00