Weirdest Sex Toys

Weirdest Sex Toys

Because Normal Is Overrated

Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive in and embrace the absurd!

  • Triple Threat 3 Cock Dildo Get Triple Stuffed with Icon Brands MASSIVE 3 Cock Dildo
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    Triple Threat 3 Cock Dildo

    Icon Brands

    $82.00
    Three Dicks, One Hole. Hungry for the whole gang bang? Thrice may be nice but getting triple-stuffed in real life is logistically awkward, to say the least! Lucky for you, our Triple Threat 3 Cock Dildo guarantees an easier encounter with a trio of huge...
    $82.00
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  • Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag - Black urinal-style mouth gag from oxballs
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    Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag

    Oxballs

    $98.00
    URINE LUCK! Does your thirst trap need a little liquid encouragement? Our Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag will keep them unbothered, moisturized, in their lane, HYDRATED! Perfect for golden shower scenarios and all your fluid kinks, just strap it...
    $98.00
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  • The Great American Challenge Dildo- One of the biggest sex toys in History! Doc Johnson's Great American Challenge Monster Dong
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    The Great American Challenge Dildo

    Doc Johnson

    $121.00
    "Significantly larger than a two-liter bottle of Sprite." - Vanity Fair Has your search for the world's biggest dong finally brought you here? Welcome, Traveler. The Great American Challenge Dildo is here to help you find your life's purpose. This bright...
    $121.00
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