Darth Invader 15" Dildo

MAY THE FORCE BE IN YOU.
You were warned about the dark side. You didn’t listen.

Want to play with the dark side? Go full villain era with the Darth Invader 15" Dildo—engineered for highly trained Jedi only and absolutely not for Padawans.

This massive member comes fully armored for your fantasies: chest plate, cape, helmet, and one very intimidating saber. It’s less “elegant weapon from a civilized age” and more “galactic-grade penetration device.”

Give In to the Stretch

Forget Force-choking—this bad boy specializes in Force-stretching. With industrial-strength suction, you can mount it to any flat surface and let the dark side do all the work while you contemplate your life choices.

With over a foot of “Force,” dominate your destiny it will. Forever will it test your limits. Consume you, it might.

Care of the Saber

Add plenty of water-based or hybrid lubricant before attempting any Sith-level training. After use, clean thoroughly with hot soapy water or toy cleaner, let air dry, and store away from other soft toys.

Safety First (…or Third)

Yes, Darth has a flanged base—but it’s not particularly wide for a dildo of this size. Translation: keep a grip on it.

Enthusiasm and slippery hands are not your allies here. Respect the Force. Your proctologist has seen enough Sith artifacts already.

Darth Invader 15" Dildo — Key Features

Inspired by everyone’s favorite galactic villain (and yes, we all know he was an absolute DADDY under that armor)

A must-have for Star Wars geeks with very advanced training

Crafted from premium PVC that’s free of phthalates and latex

Ergonomic enough for plausible penetration—if you’ve got the space, we’ve got the vessel

Dimensions:
Overall Length: 15"
Insertable Length: 14"
Max Diameter: 3"

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