Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator

PUT YOUR BEST FOOT FORWARD.

We can’t unsee it, and neither can you.

Looking for your sole-mate? Meet the Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator—a remarkably realistic foot with a vagina in it. Because apparently having a foot fetish was no longer complicated enough.

And they really committed to the foot. Supple toes. Rounded heel. Curved arch. Then, right there in the sole: pussy. It’s beautifully made, deeply confusing, and a shining star in our Weirdest Sex Toys collection.

FYI: Pussy Footin' comes with a five-year warranty—because somewhere out there, someone thinks it’s appropriate to return a used foot. Karen, please. This isn’t Zappos.

Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator Key Features

Disturbingly Realistic Foot
Supple toes, a rounded heel and gently curved arch provide an impressive level of detail before we get to the obvious anatomical feature.

Textured Stroker Opening
The sole conceals a penetrable opening with 5.5 inches of insertable length.

Adjustable Suction
Press the through-hole at the back closed to change the suction during use. The opening also makes cleanup easier.

Realistic TPE
Soft, lifelike material is free of phthalates and latex and compatible with hybrid and water-based lubricants.

Life-Sized Dimensions
Measures 7.75 inches high, 9.04 inches deep and 3.15 inches wide, with 5.5 inches insertable.

Bonus Extras
Includes a stretchy cockring and a free Zero Tolerance XXX movie download.

Five-Year Warranty
Backed by Zero Tolerance for five years. Please do not make us revisit the used-foot scenario.

BEFORE & AFTER THE AFTERGLOW

Use plenty of hybrid or water-based lubricant before getting off on the right foot. Afterward, wash thoroughly with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner, rinse well and allow to dry completely before putting your foot away.

About Zero Tolerance
Since 2006, Zero Tolerance has delivered award-winning designs that blend style, power, and innovation. Each toy is crafted from body-safe, phthalate- and latex-free materials, driven by European-standard high-speed motors for endless variety, and 100% waterproof. Every piece is backed by the strongest warranty in the industry — because when it comes to pleasure, we have Zero Tolerance for compromise.