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8,000 Nerve Endings Can't be Wrong.  Are you a proud member of the Cliteracy? Rock that BCE (big clit energy) and spread your pro-clit agenda with this Pink Clitoris Lapel Pin from Wood...

GO RETRO. Do you ever yearn for those pre-internet days when fantasy fulfillment wasn't quite as fast as a pornhub search? Add some grindhouse to your game with Wood Rocket's Classic Porn...

Taint' Life Grand? Introducing The Anal Sex Coloring Book. You could try one of those half-assed adult coloring books filled with hearts and flowers, butt fuck it! This 24-page anal opus is...

How Does Lesbian Sex Work? BOTH PEOPLE CUM. If you love kicking back with a little "chick lick", our The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book is a no-man's land of fun! Perfect for vagitarians, you'll get 24...

Raw and Uncut! Prefer your art therapy with a side of beefcake? Grab your crayons and get a load of The Gay Porn Coloring Book! Designed with 24 different hot gay sex scenarios, this boner's manual...

All You Need Is A Good Hand! Ready for a visually stimulating game of poke-her? Whether you're boning up on your card skills alone or with a group of friends, Wood Rocket's Nude Female Playing...

Pronouns, Pronouns, EVERYWHERE! Don't keep em' guessing - ROCK your gender identity with these Wood Rocket Pronoun Keychains! Whether you're Cis, Trans, Nonbinary, Queer - or simply human - you...

IT'S THE TITS. Love those lady lumps? Our "Boobs Boobs Boobs" Coloring Book is the TITS. The perfect feel-good gift for the breast fetishist, this adult coloring book is packed with lady lumps...

#TEAMHITACHI Has your Hitachi Magic Wand surpassed mere vibrator status and entered into significant-other territory? You're not alone. Join the club and wear your preferred orgasm-provider on your...

Live, Laugh, Love..FUCK OFF.  Life is chaos so why beat around the bush? Wear your motto on your sleeve with our "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck" Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket! Perfect for PTA, HOA and...