#1 Dickhead Trophy

SOME PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE RECOGNIZED.
This is that recognition.

Everyone keeps whining about participation trophies — and honestly? They’re right. More people should receive recognition for what they actually put into the world.

Introducing the #1 Dickhead Trophy: a gleaming, gold-plated acknowledgment for someone who didn’t stumble into greatness… they earned it.

This isn’t a pity prize. This is a career achievement award for sustained, deliberate behavior. Let your boss, your ex, or your HOA president know they didn’t just win by default — they worked hard to become this.

Gold. Garish. Meticulously crafted from the finest plastic money can buy. It’s official. It’s undeniable. And it’s somehow more legitimate than a FIFA Peace Prize.

How To Use It

Place prominently on a desk, shelf, or mantle.

Present during holidays, resignations, or moments of peak clarity.

Say nothing. Let the trophy do the talking.

Key Features

Bold “#1 DICKHEAD” plaque — no ambiguity required

Gold-finish trophy designed for maximum visual disrespect

Lightweight plastic construction (because irony matters)

Perfect gag gift for bosses, exes, frenemies, and Political Tyrants

Guaranteed to spark laughter, arguments, or long overdue self-reflection

Dimensions: 3.94" x 5.51" x 6.5"

Important Note
This trophy is intended for humor, commentary, and deserved recognition. If someone is offended, that’s just part of the ceremony.