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Lola Love Lamb Blow-Up Sheep
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$12.99THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. BUY IT.She’s been a BAAAAAAD girl.Look… some folks want candlelight and silk sheets. Others? They’re more of a “meet me behind the barn” kind...$12.99 -
Dickboy 10" Dildo
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$34.00“You Up?” Energy. Big. Thick. Cheap. No personality. Exactly what you’re here for. If you’re looking for bells, whistles, or cutting-edge innovation… keep scrolling...$34.00 -
Jumping Boobies
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$9.99WIND IT UP. WATCH THEM JIGGLE.Low effort. High bounce. Zero regrets. Why? Because BOOBS, that's why. Meet the Jumping Boobies — a classic wind-up gag gift built on one simple idea: if something...$9.99 -
Pecker Beer Can Topper
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$7.99TURN ANY BEER INTO A PENIS.Because apparently that’s the kind of progress we’re making as a society. Meet the Pecker Beer Can Topper - a cocky device that snaps onto the top of nearly any...$7.99 -
Macaweenie & Cheese
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$11.99NEIGHBOR… HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU’VE HAD A BIG, THICK, STEAMING BOWL OF DICKS?Well neighbor — that’s too long. Introducing MacAweenie & Cheese: the product that...$11.99 -
Outrageous Office Pens
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$12.00NSFW (But Neither Are You!) Say what you’re thinking. Let the pen deal with the consequences. If you’re lucky enough to have a job, there are so many things you’re dying to say to...$12.00 -
Rainbow Pecker Bopper Headband
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$9.99With them multi-colored DICKS, and the trim with the FURRR, everybody was lookin' at HERRR. Ready to lean into your PRIDE look? Don't simply make an entrance - steal the show with this Rainbow Pecker...$9.99 -
Jumping Pecker
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$9.99THE ORIGINAL DICK IN A BOX.Simple. Stupid. Timeless. Long before the internet ruined everything, there was the Jumping Pecker — a wind-up monument to lowbrow joy that’s been making people...$9.99 -
Starstruck Studded Leather Pasties With Nipple Hole
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$16.99A Little Leather Goes A Long Way Meet the Starstruck Studded Leather Pasties with Nipple Hole — proof that coverage is optional, but attitude is mandatory. Crafted from supple black leather and...$16.99 -
Candy Ass Booty Pop
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$5.00You Are Butt You Eat. A sweet treat with absolutely no shame. May we ASS you a personal question? Do you like butts? Cool. You’re among friends. The Candy Ass Booty Pop is a cheeky little...$5.00 -
Big Boobie Balloons
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$9.99Have the Breast Time Ever! Because everything is better with inflatable boobs. Is there a single situation that wouldn’t be improved by a buoyant set of breasts? We’re not saying yes...$9.99 -
Skinsations Duplexx Vibrating & Rotating Double Dildo
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$159.99Party In The Front (And The Back!) Still think DPs are just for porn stars? Double penetration can be complicated, but our Skinsations Duplexx Vibrating & Rotating Double Dildo makes it feel...$159.99