Description
It’s Candy Land… if Candy Land had foreplay and questionable graphic design.
If you’ve ever thought, “I want to spice things up, but I don’t want to read a 200-page kink manual,” this game is your new low-stakes, rainbow-wrapped $10 wingman.
SEX!!! by Kheper Games is a brightly packaged, Pride-forward board game designed to help couples (and groups) flirt, tease, laugh, and maybe learn a thing or two about what everyone’s into. Move around the board, complete sexy prompts, and eventually spin for a final position like you’re auditioning for the world’s least coordinated Olympics.
Does the box look like a well-meaning straight uncle designed it after Googling “thruple”?
Yes.
Is it surprisingly fun anyway?
Also yes.
Perfect for date nights, staycations, sleepovers, group hangs, and any gathering where everyone is consenting, curious, and maybe already half a drink in.
What’s Inside
1 colorful board (campy chaos in its purest form)
1 spinner (Kheper refuses to let spinners die)
Playing pieces for 2–4 players
Foreplay prompts + position rewards
Rules (optional, spiritually speaking)
You can absolutely play with 5+. The box won’t stop you. We won’t, either.
How It Really Plays
- Set your markers on Start.
- Spin and move.
- Complete the foreplay/teasing/action prompts you land on.
- First to the end earns the final spin, and the group decides how to execute the position(s).
- More players = more positions. (No further instructions were provided. Interpret creatively.)
Who This Game Is Actually For
Couples who want playful, pressure-free foreplay
Thruples/quads who enjoy warm-up rounds before the real festivities
Queer/poly friend groups who appreciate camp chaos
Straight couples who want to “support Pride” and try something new
Party hosts who need a comedic, horny icebreaker
Tabu’s Roast (Because Honesty Is Sexy)
This game is the definition of earnest chaos. It’s queer-friendly in the same way your aunt becomes queer-friendly after buying a rainbow mug at Target.
The spinner is loud. The colors are louder. The prompts are...mild. And yet? It works. It’s cute.
It gets shy couples talking and experienced players giggling before things get interesting.
Sometimes all you need is a silly little sex board game to break the tension — and babes, this is that game.
What People Are Saying (Review Summary)
“Fun but simple.”
Light, easy, playful — great warm-up energy.
“Cute for beginners.”
Excellent starter game for couples.
“Worth the price.”
Silly, cheap, and effective.
“Better with alcohol.”
Universal consensus.
“Rules for 3+ players are… vague.”
Requires creativity. Good thing queer people excel at that.
Keep the naughty rolling with Kheper Games!
When small talk sucks and things need to get hot and hilarious, Kheper Games has your back — and front. From birthdays to bachelor/bachelorette blowouts, their X-rated party games turn awkward into awesome, leaving everyone laughing, blushing, and maybe… touching things they shouldn’t.