We've Never...But We Will Game

A “never have we ever” for couples who are done pretending they’re innocent.

Most couples’ games want you to confess what you’ve already done. This one asks a far more interesting question: What haven’t you done yet — and are you planning to?

We’ve Never… But We Will! is a cheeky, flirty activity game built to spark conversations you’d never start on your own. Read a card, decide whether you’ve done the thing, and if not, whether you want to. If the answer is yes, slip that card into the “…but we will!” envelope like a filthy little promise.

Perfect for date nights, staycations, anniversaries, or those evenings when you want something dirty-cute without diving into full kink interrogation mode — and at around ten bucks, it’s literally cheaper than that Amazon movie rental you’ll fall asleep during anyway.

And let’s be honest: if you’re already experienced, this will feel like baby’s-first-bedroom-adventure — the kind of thing kinksters giggle at but still find weirdly charming in a “bless their hearts, they’re trying” way, but you’ll play it anyway, because even seasoned pros enjoy watching beginners try their best.

What’s Inside

160 adventure prompts split across four playful categories:

-Location, Location
-Fun & Games (and Toys!)
-Erotic Edibles
-Fantasies & Roleplay

Plus:
-2 “…but we will!” envelopes
-1 spinner (because Kheper can’t help themselves)
-Game rules — technically optional, spiritually irrelevant

Why It Works

Because this isn’t a skill game — it’s a conversation starter in disguise. It helps couples flirt, confess, tease, negotiate, and build a little “future filth” list with zero pressure and plenty of giggles.

You don’t have to be kinky.
You don’t have to be creative.
You don’t have to know what “impact play” means.

You just need a beverage, a sense of humor, and the willingness to say, “Okay… we might try that!” 

Keep the naughty rolling with Kheper Games! When small talk sucks and things need to get hot and hilarious, Kheper Games has your back (and front). From birthdays to bachelor/bachelorette blowouts, our X-rated party games turn awkward into awesome, leaving everyone laughing, blushing, and maybe…touching things they shouldn’t.