Fifty Shades Hearts & Flowers Rose Vibrator

Stop and Smell the Power.

You knew it was coming — the Fifty Shades version of the infamous rose toy. But plot twist: this one’s actually kind of gorgeous. The Fifty Shades Hearts & Flowers Rose Vibrator takes that viral shape and turns it into something smoother, stronger, and dare we say… sophisticated.

Each velvet-soft petal surrounds a concentrated suction chamber engineered to target your clitoris with 10 intense modes (6 speeds and 4 patterns). Translation: the gentle kiss of a breeze one second, a category-five orgasm machine the next. Quiet, waterproof, and fully rechargeable, this rose was built to bloom anywhere — bathtub, bedroom, or bedside.

Softer than it looks and stronger than it should be, it’s the perfect pick for anyone who loves precision play without the buzz or bulk.

How To Use It

Apply a touch of water-based lubricant, center the opening over your clit, and cycle through the suction modes until you hit your sweet spot. Want to edge yourself? Start low and work up to the higher speeds — or let the patterns take you on autopilot.

The rose is fully waterproof and USB rechargeable, so you can indulge again (and again) without missing a beat.

The Real Talk

We’ll say it: Fifty Shades didn’t invent the rose toy — but they did manage to make one that feels surprisingly luxe. From the matte finish to the sculpted petal design, this stimulator gives more “boutique art piece” than “book club fantasy merch.”

If you’ve ever been curious about the hype, this is your excuse to find out what all those viral gasps were about.

Fifty Shades Hearts & Flowers Rose Vibrator Key Features:

• Delicately sculpted, velvet-soft petals surround a powerhouse of delicious suction prowess, elegantly poised to deliver 10 intense pleasure modes, composed of 6 speeds and 4 patterns, straight to your clitoris.
• Designed for longevity and so that you can enjoy the ripples of intense clitoral pleasure over and over again, the Fifty Shades of Grey Rose Clitoral Suction stimulator is fully rechargeable.
• Your Rose Clitoral Suction Stimulator comes with a Fifty Shades of Grey storage bag, making it an ideal erotic gift for fans of the books.
• Dimensions: Length - 3 Inches, Circumference - 7 inches.
• Materials: Phthalate-Free Silicone.

And Now, the Official Line (Because Legal Said We Have To):

Enjoy the Fifty Shades experience with the Official Pleasure Collection — developed by E.L. James herself, the woman who turned fanfiction into a global sexual rebrand. Each toy is beautifully packaged, discreet, and couple-friendly — safe enough for your first rodeo and classy enough to leave on the nightstand without terrifying the babysitter. Every item is body-safe, phthalate-free, and comes with a satin storage bag for when the in-laws show up unannounced.

“This range is what I always imagined while I was writing Fifty Shades of Grey,” says E.L. James. We believe her — and we’re both impressed and a little concerned.

We didn’t write the books, we just sell the merch. Don’t cancel us.