Pour Decisions Await!

Four dapper little dicks. One very questionable night.

Whether you’re planning a bachelorette blowout or a classy little gathering with your favorite dickhead friends, cocktails are mandatory. Make sure everyone gets a stiff one with these Penis Shot Glasses — a formalwear-clad set of four clear, dick-shaped glasses dressed to impress (and absolutely not to behave).

Each glass comes dapperly suited up with shoes and a bow tie, because nothing says “tasteful adult entertainment” like a tiny gentleman penis serving shots. They’re reusable, dishwasher-safe, and perfect for pre-gaming, party games, and the kind of toasts that make you regret having coworkers.

As Dorothy Parker once said, “I love to drink martinis. Two at the very most. Three, I’m under the table. Four, I’m under the host.” Consider these glasses your RSVP to that exact energy.

Key Features

Set of 4 penis-shaped shot glasses in formal attire
Clear design with bow tie and shoes for maximum “oh no” elegance
Reusable, recyclable, and dishwasher-safe
Each glass measures 4.33 inches tall
Perfect for bachelorette parties, adult game nights, and chaotic celebrations

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