Dildo Sex Toys

Dildo Sex Toys

Dildos: Choose Your Weapon

Looking for a reliable vaginal or anal orgasm? Enter: the DILDO. Sure, rumor has it you can turn just about anything into a dildo if you’re brave enough… but maybe skip the produce aisle. Our dildo sex toys are cheap, durable, and 100% designed for pleasure—not for salads. From classic to realistic to downright EXTREME, we’ve got the perfect shaft to make your fantasies come alive. Welcome to our Dildo Kingdom—Pick your champion, and enjoy!

  • King Cock 10 Inch Dong with Balls - Tan Brown The Tan King Cock 10 Inch Dildo with Suction-Cup
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    King Cock XL Dong

    Pipedream

    $64.99 - $74.99
    One Cock To Rule Them ALL. Bow down, peasants. The King Cock XL Dong has entered the chat—and this royal staff has no mercy. With a fat, veiny shaft, a swollen crown, and a pair of mighty balls, this monarch was born to conquer holes and topple...
    $64.99 - $74.99
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  • Rob Piper Cock with Balls & Suction Cup - Chocolate Rob Piper Ultraskyn 10.5" Vac-U-Lock Cock
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    Rob Piper Ultraskyn 10.5" Vac-U-Lock Cock

    Doc Johnson

    $86.00
    MEET YOUR 10.5 INCH PIPEDREAM Wanna join the Piper Gang? Brace yourself - this Rob Piper Ultraskyn 10.5" Vac-U-Lock Cock is black, jacked, and ready for impact! Molded directly from award-winning porn superstar Rob Piper, you'll get every delicious...
    $86.00
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  • Blush Temptasia Dildos - Jezebel Crimson Curve Red Silicone G-Spot Dildo From Blush Novelties: Jezebel Crimson
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    Blush Temptasia Jezebel Crimson Curve Dildo

    Blush Toys

    $32.00
    Everybody Loves Jezebel! Designed with heart, soul, and one persuasive curve, the Blush Temptasia Jezebel Crimson Curve Dildo is a sex toy that works for just about everybody! Moderately-sized and uniquely tapered, Jezebel makes vaginal or anal play feel...
    $32.00
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  • The Great American Challenge Dildo- One of the biggest sex toys in History! Doc Johnson's Great American Challenge Monster Dong
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    The Great American Challenge Dildo

    Doc Johnson

    $121.00
    "Significantly larger than a two-liter bottle of Sprite." - Vanity Fair Has your search for the world's biggest dong finally brought you here? Welcome, Traveler. The Great American Challenge Dildo is here to help you find your life's purpose. This bright...
    $121.00
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  • Firefly Smooth 5 Inch Glowing Dong -Glow Pink and Glow Blue Blue Firefly Glowing Dildo - Blue
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    Firefly Smooth Glowing Dong - 5"

    NS Novelties

    $29.99
    You're glowing to love this! Need to light up some bedroom fun? This Firefly Smooth Glowing Dong - 5" will illuminate all your favorite hobbies. Firefly's realistic penis shape is ideal for those who appreciate a more compact sex toy. Soft and smooth,...
    $29.99
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  • Xander Corvus Ultraskyn 9" Vac-U-Lock Cock Our Xander Corvus Realistic Cock features a suction-cup base that's vac-u-lock compatible
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    Xander Corvus Ultraskyn 9" Vac-U-Lock Cock

    Doc Johnson

    MSRP: $84.00
    $79.99
    THE TOTAL PACKAGE. Blessed with acting chops and a cock that makes the panties drop, nobody delivers the "manpower" quite like Xander Corvus. Ready to take your fan fiction to the next level? Our Xander Corvus Ultraskyn 9" Vac-U-Lock Cock will blur the...
    MSRP: $84.00
    $79.99
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  • Femme Funn Turbo Baller 2.0 Rotating Dildos The Femme Funn Turbo Baller 2.0 feels lifelike and totally realistic
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    Femme Funn Turbo Baller 2.0

    Femmefunn

    $119.99
    You Spin Me Round! Looking for a traditional sex toy with a modern twist? Not exactly a dildo and not exactly a vibrator, the Femme Funn Turbo Baller 2.0 is designed to deliver a *unique* type of pleasure that’s...
    $119.99
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