Dildo Sex Toys
Dildo Sex Toys
Dildos: Choose Your Weapon
Looking for a reliable vaginal or anal orgasm? Enter: the DILDO. Sure, rumor has it you can turn just about anything into a dildo if you’re brave enough… but maybe skip the produce aisle. Our dildo sex toys are cheap, durable, and 100% designed for pleasure—not for salads. From classic to realistic to downright EXTREME, we’ve got the perfect shaft to make your fantasies come alive. Welcome to our Dildo Kingdom—Pick your champion, and enjoy!
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Au Naturel Mini Mike Dildo - Beige
Blush Toys
$19.99Make A Little Magic With Mike! There is no perfect size - just the perfect size for YOU. That's why our Au Naturel Mini Mike Dildo is perfect for those who are new to penetration or just prefer a smaller sex toy. With Mike's soft, life like feel and...$19.99 -
Blush Loverboy "Boy in Blue" Dildo - 6.5"
Blush Toys
$21.00Here comes the 5-OHHH... Love a man in uniform? Our Blush Loverboy "Boy in Blue" Dildo - 6.5" is reporting for night duty! Not too big and not too small, this hot cop knows how to lay down the law (and the pipe!) Go ahead and spread your legs, put your...$21.00 -
Doc Johnson Classic Butt Plugs - Ivory
Doc Johnson
$12.00 - $16.00NO MODS NECESSARY. Reliable, no-frills, and built to last—our Doc Johnson Classic Butt Plugs are basically the Honda Accord of the sex toy world: not flashy, not extra, but endlessly satisfying. Year after year, they keep showing up, because...$12.00 - $16.00 -
King Cock Realistic Uncut Dildo
Pipedream
$54.00Raw & Uncut! If you love a firm penis in its natural uncircumcised form, our King Cock Realistic Uncut Dildo is jacked and intact! Made with a better-than-real dual density formula, Uncut's shaft and foreskin are designed to slide back and...$54.00 -
Prince Yahshua Ultraskyn 10.5" Chocolate Cock
Doc Johnson
$82.00For Hardcore Hole Goals Only. Think you can handle royalty? Meet the Prince Yahshua Ultraskyn 10.5" Chocolate Cock—a throne-worthy slab of BBC molded straight from the Pornhub legend himself. This isn’t just a dildo; it’s a full-blown...$82.00 -
Shaft Flexskin Model J Liquid Silicone Mini
SHAFT
$59.99Perfection In Miniature The SHAFT brand really does have something for everyone! A fun-sized version of our iconic Model J Dildo, this Shaft Flexskin Model J Liquid Silicone Mini provides just enough satisfying girth without added length. Like the...$59.99 -
B-Vibe Snug & Tug Weighted Silicone & Penis Ring
B-Vibe Toys
$108.99 - $139.99It’s time to think outside the shaft. Newsflash: Men have more than just one pleasure trigger. While your erection may be your usual focal point, it's time to unclench those cheeks and get on board with prostate play! This b-Vibe Snug &...$108.99 - $139.99 -
Blush B Yours Sweet Pink Double Dildo
Blush Toys
$19.99Make It Sweet. Got a sweet spot for double the fun? Or just looking to spice up your bag of (pole) tricks? The Blush B Yours Sweet Pink Double Dildo is here to deliver—literally. Forget Barbie—this Valentine-pink powerhouse clocks in at over...$19.99 -
Gläs Toys Candy Land Juicer Dildo
Glas Toys
$26.00Sweet, Spiraled, and Totally Irresistible. Tired of over-engineered, battery-hungry sex toys? Meet the Gläs Toys Candy Land Juicer Dildo—the ultimate DIY pleasure machine. Just add a splash of your favorite lube, grab the rotary-style handle...$26.00 -
Jr. Veined Double Header Dildo - 12"
Doc Johnson
$24.00The Classic Doubleheader! Want a little less distance between point "A" and point "B"? Doc Johnson's good old fashioned Jr. Veined Double Header Dildo - 12" is all grown up - but not too grown. And, regardless of where you identify on (or off) the gender...$24.00 -
King Cock XXL Waterproof Vibrator 10" - FAT GIRTH!
Pipedream
$52.00Ready for the ultimate dick appointment? The King Cock XXL Waterproof Vibrator isn’t here to flirt—it’s here to rearrange furniture. Packing 10 inches of unapologetic cockitude and a girthy 2-inch diameter, this big boy is strictly for...$52.00 -
Master Series Stuffer Fisting Hand Dildo
Master Series
$42.00Your Hole’s Final Boss It’s time to knuckle up, buttercup. The Master Series Stuffer isn’t for the faint of hole — it’s your gateway drug to full-on fisting glory. This heavy hitter starts at a manageable 1.45 inches and...$42.00


