Easy Rider Thrusting & Vibrating Ride-On Dildo

ALL ACTION. ZERO PERSONALITY.

Shows up ready. Leaves you satisfied. Never asks for anything.

Let’s be honest—sometimes you don’t want chemistry, conversation, or a follow-up text the next day. You just want something that shows up, does the job, and leaves without turning it into a whole thing.

The Easy Rider Thrusting & Vibrating Ride-On Dildo is that.

It’s shaped like a torso for a reason—you want something substantial to grind against. The flat back keeps it steady on most surfaces or propped on a pillow, so you can rock or ride it however you want.

The shaft flexes with your body while the built-in thrusting and vibration patterns handle the rhythm. You’re not stuck holding it in place or adjusting every five seconds—you control the pressure, the angle, and the depth.

And here’s the best part: no awkward positioning. No asking if you’re “close yet.” This is your personal fuckboy—just without the part where he ruins your life.

Ride It Your Way

Flat-backed and stable enough for surfaces, but soft and flexible where it counts. Set it on a bed, brace it on a pillow, or hold it close and control the movement yourself. However you like to get there, it keeps up.

Does the Work for You

With 7 thrusting and vibrating patterns, you’re not stuck doing all the work. Set your speed, find your rhythm, and let it take over when you’re ready to stop trying so hard.

The Practical Stuff

Fully waterproof and easy to clean, because no one wants to deal with maintenance after the fun part. Your new low-maintenance fuck friend even comes with his own recharging cable—because of course he does.

How To Use It

Place it on a stable surface or prop it against a pillow for the perfect angle. Add a generous amount of water-based lubricant, position yourself comfortably, and let the motion do its thing.

Start slow, then adjust the thrusting and vibration patterns until you find your rhythm. This one rewards pressure, movement, and a willingness to let go of control—at least a little.

Key Features

Torso-shaped ride-on dildo designed for grinding, rocking, and hands-free use

7 thrusting and vibrating speeds and patterns for customizable stimulation

Insertable length: 7” | Diameter: 1.8” for full, realistic penetration

Flat-backed design for stability on surfaces or when used with pillows

Flexible shaft that moves with the body for more natural motion

Fully waterproof and submersible for shower or bath play

USB magnetic rechargeable with included cable

Made from body-safe TPR and ABS, free of phthalates and latex

Dimensions: Height 9.45” | Depth 3.6” | Width 8.27”

Warranty

This product is backed by a 5-year manufacturer warranty. FIVE. YEARS. (Wow.)

Just to be clear: this is not a “return it to us and we’ll talk about your experience” situation. We aren't Best Buy After Dark.

So if you find yourself trying to return a ride-on dildo like it’s a toaster… You can take it up with the manufacturer. 

Evolved Novelties
Award-winning design since 2008. Evolved creates high-performance erotic accessories that balance sleek design with serious power. Their products are crafted from premium, non-toxic materials that are free of phthalates and latex, rigorously tested, and fully waterproof for durability and reliability you can count on. Backed by one of the strongest warranties in the industry, Evolved delivers performance that holds up—because it has to.