Erectile Dysfunction Toys
Erectile Dysfunction Toys
“No Hard Feelings.”
Let’s be real: your dick doesn’t always stick to the script. Hard when it shouldn’t be, soft when it really shouldn’t be—it’s not exactly a reliable wingman. The good news? If you’re dealing with mild to moderate erection drama, we’ve got the gear to get your lil’ buddy back on board. No pills, no prescriptions—just pure fun that keeps you in the game. Because sex should be about pleasure, not pressure.
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Shaft Flexskin Vibrating Penis Sheath
SHAFT
$94.99Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop (Literally) When “Netflix and Cuddle” just isn’t gonna cut it, the Shaft Flexskin Vibrating Penis Sheath turns your dick into the ultimate upgrade. Think of it as downloadable content for your cock:...$94.99 -
Tantus UPLIFT Ring
Tantus
$21.00Rise To The Occasion. Struggling to stay in the game? Love may not always lift you up where you belong, but Tantus sure as hell will. In their new UPLIFT Ring, you'll find a tool that can make a real difference in the duration of your erections and the...$21.00 -
Max Boost Pro Waterproof Pump
Pipedream
$115.00Makes HARD Feel EASY. When staying stiff starts feeling like hard work, the Max Boost Pro Waterproof Pump steps in to do the heavy lifting. Designed for those times when the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak, this automatic pump delivers quick,...$115.00 -
Dynamo Male Desensitizer Spray
Screaming O
$14.00 - $16.00STAY IN THE GAME. Hey Big Hitter, need a little help making it past the first inning? Take your sweet time and delay your grand slam with Screaming O's Dynamo Male Desensitizer Spray, the only FDA-compliant delay spray on the market! Stronger than...$14.00 - $16.00 -
Fantasy X-tensions Perfect Penis Enhancer
Pipedream
$36.00More length. More girth. More DAMN! Wish your cock came with main character energy? Slip on the Fantasy X-tensions Perfect Penis Enhancer and become the star of your own damn show. Add 2 inches of length, 33% more girth, and a thick, textured head that...$36.00 -
Perfect Fit ZORO Hollow Strap-On
Perfect Fit
$134.95Your Mojo, Upgraded. Real Talk: There may come a time in any of our lives when our erections, which have often been inconveniently frequent in the past, begin to take a nosedive. When your mojo is lower than your expectations, here's an instant...$134.95 -
Shots Metallic Blue 8" Ribbed Hollow Strap On
Shots Toys
$48.95Knock It Out of the Park The Shots Metallic Blue 8" Ribbed Hollow Strap-On isn’t just a backup plan—it’s the hitter that always clears the bases. Forget bunts—this is about going long. Sure, you could pop the little blue pill and...$48.95 -
Bathmate Hydro 7 Intro Pump
Bathmate
$119.99Better Fit = Better Results. Why use the Bathmate Hydro7? Penis pumps have been stuck in the Stone Age. Too much pressure? You’re bruised. Too little? You’re just… awkwardly tugging at yourself. Isn’t it about time someone...$119.99 -
Bathmate Hydromax Pump
Bathmate
$149.99 - $209.99Get Hard. Feel Good. Real Talk: Most erection pumps have been using the same old vacuum cylinder design since the 70s, but not the Bathmate Hydromax Pump. The pioneers of hydro-vacuum technology at Bathmate have literally broken the male enhancement mold...$149.99 - $209.99 -
Endless Love Stay Hard Lubricant For Men
Body Action
$15.00Keep the Magic Going… and Going… and Going Want to keep your lover dangling in delicious anticipation? Endless Love Stay Hard Lubricant for Men is your secret weapon. It won’t give you charm, wit, or superhero stamina—but it...$15.00 -
Stealth Shaft Support Sling
STEALTH
$78.99Boost More Than Your Confidence Wish you could go all night like you used to? The Stealth Shaft Support Sling has your back (and your front). Think of it as a cross between a cock ring and a discreet sleeve, designed to help you thrust, pleasure, and...$78.99 -
Oxballs Cocksling Air
Oxballs
$28.00Stay Lean, Stay Hard. Following on the boner-fied success of the original Cocksling comes the Oxballs Cocksling Air, a combination C-ring and ball stretcher offering less bulk and more fun! With 3 points of constriction to indulge your bulge, you'll...$28.00