Extras
Extras
We don’t just sell sex toys—think of our Extras section like that mysterious ‘junk drawer’ in your kitchen… except everything in here actually gets used, and nobody judges you for it. Keep your toys happy, healthy, and scandal-free by stocking up on all the essentials - (Toy Storage, Lube, Cleaner, Batteries) - and maybe do a little sexy gift shopping while you're at it.
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Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99ON YOUR KNEES. PICK A COLOR.Let’s see what kind of freak you are. This is the Fetishes Are Fun Adult Coloring Book. It is not here to nurture you. It is not here to inspire you. It is here to expose you. Page after page of deliciously inappropriate...$12.99 -
"Light When You Want A BJ" Soy Wax Candle
Sleazy Greetings
$24.00CLEAR COMMUNICATION IS IMPORTANT.Subtlety is optional. Meet the “Light When You Want a BJ” Soy Wax Candle — a softly glowing solution to a problem no one wants to talk about, but everyone would like resolved. No hints. No awkward...$24.00 -
#1 Dickhead Trophy
Shots Toys
$32.00SOME PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE RECOGNIZED.This is that recognition. Everyone keeps whining about participation trophies — and honestly? They’re right. More people should receive recognition for what they actually put into the world. Introducing...$32.00 -
Plushie The Emotional Support Dick™
Shots Toys
$30.00 - $56.00BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT THE DICK.Not the man. Not the attitude. Just the comfort. Meet the Plushie The Emotional Support Dick™ — a soft, smiling, aggressively harmless companion for people who want the vibe without the...$30.00 - $56.00 -
The Little Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give
Little Genie Games
$11.00"HERE'S YOUR FN COURTESY NOTICE"Proceed accordingly. Introducing the Little Jar of Fucks I Have To Give — not a joke, not a suggestion, but a visible reminder that your capacity for nonsense is finite. This jar exists for the people who keep...$11.00 -
Jumping Boobies
Hott Products
$9.99WIND IT UP. WATCH THEM JIGGLE.Low effort. High bounce. Zero regrets. Why? Because BOOBS, that's why. Meet the Jumping Boobies — a classic wind-up gag gift built on one simple idea: if something wildly inappropriate starts hopping around on tiny...$9.99 -
"CALM YOUR TITS" Soy Wax Candle
Sleazy Greetings
$24.00CALM YOUR TITS.A candle for people who are doing entirely too much. Sometimes life gets loud. People get dramatic. Group chats spiral. That’s when it’s time to light the Calm Your Tits Candle — a gentle, scented reminder to take a...$24.00 -
Pecker Beer Can Topper
Hott Products
$7.99TURN ANY BEER INTO A PENIS.Because apparently that’s the kind of progress we’re making as a society. Meet the Pecker Beer Can Topper - a cocky device that snaps onto the top of nearly any beer can and instantly transforms your drink into...$7.99 -
Macaweenie & Cheese
Hott Products
$11.99NEIGHBOR… HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU’VE HAD A BIG, THICK, STEAMING BOWL OF DICKS?Well neighbor — that’s too long. Introducing MacAweenie & Cheese: the product that made us stop, stare into the void, and genuinely ask...$11.99 -
Willy Warmer
Island Dogs
$11.99WHO APPROVED A CROCHETED DICK SOCK?What kind of smooth-brained chucklefuck finds this funny? Oh, right — you. Behold the Willy Warmer Crochet Peter Heater — proof that humanity has gone too far, and also not nearly far enough. It’s...$11.99 -
DADDY Fan
Wood Rocket
$21.00Bring the Heat, Daddy A fan with premium fatherly authority. Some people ask politely. DADDY gives instructions. This Wood Rocket DADDY Fan is made for the center of attention – the one who pays the tab, calls the shots, and makes sure nobody...$21.00 -
Red Lace Underwire Tie-Strap Bra & Side-Tie Thong Set
Mapale
$30.00Unwrap Me! A lace-lined invitation to look, touch, and slowly untie. Consider this your official “I am the present” moment. This seductive red two-piece set features an underwire lace bralette that lifts and shapes while keeping the mood...$30.00
SEX TOY CARE 101:
Before play: Power up your buzzers and gadgets with our AAA, AA, and C batteries—because dead vibes are no fun.
During play: Everyone needs lube. Think of it as WD-40 for your toys and yourself: fewer squeaks, more pleasure, zero regrets.
After play: Clean your toys like your sex life depends on it (because, hello, infections). Our fast-acting cleaners make post-fun cleanup less groan-worthy.
Storage: Once your toys are sparkling, stash them in our discreet, dust-free storage options so they’re ready for next time—and out of the dog’s reach. Your toys will thank you… and so will your partner.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Pleasure Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy is a big deal. That’s why we always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will not appear on your shipping label or bank statements. The only people who have a right to know what you’re into are the people you choose to share that information with.