Extras
Extras
We don’t just sell sex toys—think of our Extras section like that mysterious ‘junk drawer’ in your kitchen… except everything in here actually gets used, and nobody judges you for it. Keep your toys happy, healthy, and scandal-free by stocking up on all the essentials - (Toy Storage, Lube, Cleaner, Batteries) - and maybe do a little sexy gift shopping while you're at it.
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Plushie The Emotional Support Dick™
Shots Toys
$30.00 - $56.00BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT THE DICK.Not the man. Not the attitude. Just the comfort. Meet the Plushie The Emotional Support Dick™ — a soft, smiling, aggressively harmless companion for people who want the vibe without the...$30.00 - $56.00 -
The Little Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give
Little Genie Games
$11.00"HERE'S YOUR FN COURTESY NOTICE"Proceed accordingly. Introducing the Little Jar of Fucks I Have To Give — not a joke, not a suggestion, but a visible reminder that your capacity for nonsense is finite. This jar exists for the people who keep...$11.00 -
Jumping Boobies
Hott Products
$9.99WIND IT UP. WATCH THEM JIGGLE.Low effort. High bounce. Zero regrets. Why? Because BOOBS, that's why. Meet the Jumping Boobies — a classic wind-up gag gift built on one simple idea: if something wildly inappropriate starts hopping around on tiny...$9.99 -
Pecker Beer Can Topper
Hott Products
$7.99TURN ANY BEER INTO A PENIS.Because apparently that’s the kind of progress we’re making as a society. Meet the Pecker Beer Can Topper - a cocky device that snaps onto the top of nearly any beer can and instantly transforms your drink into...$7.99 -
Macaweenie & Cheese
Hott Products
$11.99NEIGHBOR… HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU’VE HAD A BIG, THICK, STEAMING BOWL OF DICKS?Well neighbor — that’s too long. Introducing MacAweenie & Cheese: the product that made us stop, stare into the void, and genuinely ask...$11.99 -
Willy Warmer
Island Dogs
$11.99WHO APPROVED A CROCHETED DICK SOCK?What kind of smooth-brained chucklefuck finds this funny? Oh, right — you. Behold the Willy Warmer Crochet Peter Heater — proof that humanity has gone too far, and also not nearly far enough. It’s...$11.99 -
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DADDY Fan
Wood Rocket
$21.00Bring the Heat, Daddy A fan with premium fatherly authority. Some people ask politely. DADDY gives instructions. This Wood Rocket DADDY Fan is made for the center of attention – the one who pays the tab, calls the shots, and makes sure nobody...$21.00 -
“Naughty Ducky” Waterproof Clitoral Vibrator
Blush Toys
$34.00Quack If You’re Naughty The world is on fire, taxes are due, politicians are yelling—and yet here you are buying a vibrating rubber duck. And honestly? Great choice. Meet the “Naughty Ducky” Waterproof Clitoral Vibrator: the...$34.00 -
ZALO Unicorn Set
zalo
$169.00For the Woman Who Deserves Beautiful ThingsA refined three-piece collection where sculpted form meets indulgent function. Some pieces aren’t just toys — they’re treasures. The ZALO Unicorn Set is an ornate, meticulously crafted trio...$169.00 -
Kama Sutra Sex Magnet Gift Collection
Kama Sutra
$52.99A Sensual Gift Tin for One Unforgettable Night Massage candle, warm body oil, and roll-on fragrance in three mood-setting scents. Slip this elegant little tin into someone’s hands and watch the whole evening soften. The Kama Sutra Sex Magnet Gift...$52.99 -
Arcwave Zing Vibrating Stroker
Arcwave
$169.00The stroker that finally gets it right. Rumbly dual motors, seamless silicone, and the kind of finish you don’t have to fake. The Arcwave Zing is engineered for men who want premium pleasure without the bulk, mess, or awkward learning curve of...$169.00 -
Womanizer NEXT DUO
Womanizer
$249.00Limited Holiday Stock Your blended orgasms just got a plot twist. 3D Pleasure Air meets deep internal vibration for full-body, lights-out finales. The Womanizer NEXT Duo is a dual-action stimulator that combines Womanizer’s 3D Pleasure Air clitoral...$249.00
SEX TOY CARE 101:
Before play: Power up your buzzers and gadgets with our AAA, AA, and C batteries—because dead vibes are no fun.
During play: Everyone needs lube. Think of it as WD-40 for your toys and yourself: fewer squeaks, more pleasure, zero regrets.
After play: Clean your toys like your sex life depends on it (because, hello, infections). Our fast-acting cleaners make post-fun cleanup less groan-worthy.
Storage: Once your toys are sparkling, stash them in our discreet, dust-free storage options so they’re ready for next time—and out of the dog’s reach. Your toys will thank you… and so will your partner.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Pleasure Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy is a big deal. That’s why we always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will not appear on your shipping label or bank statements. The only people who have a right to know what you’re into are the people you choose to share that information with.