It’s the Tits.

A coloring book for people who know what they like.

Love a good set of lady lumps? Congratulations — you’ve found your people. The Boobs Boobs Boobs Coloring Book is a full-on celebration of breasts in all their glorious forms, packed with 24 unapologetically boob-centric illustrations.

Big, small, perky, soft — if it counts as a boob, it’s probably in here. This adults-only coloring book is equal parts fetish fuel and low-effort entertainment, perfect for zoning out with crayons while admiring the one thing that has never let humanity down.

Whether you’re shopping for yourself or gifting a certified boob enthusiast, this is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. Sexy, silly, and proudly one-note — because sometimes the theme really doesn’t need expanding.

Key Features

Adults-only coloring book dedicated entirely to breasts
24 original illustrations printed on thick 80# stock with a glossy cover
Bold, colorful artwork celebrating all shapes and sizes
Works with crayons, colored pencils, or markers
A perfect gag gift for bachelor parties, birthdays, or breast-obsessed friends

Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket began in parody porn and never lost the plot. Built on sharp satire, pop-culture spoofs, and adult humor that actually gets the joke, this brand has grown into a cult favorite for people who like their sex jokes smart, self-aware, and a little unhinged. From iconic adult coloring books and irreverent party games to gag gifts designed to push buttons on purpose, Wood Rocket creates products for cool, online-enough adults who don’t need the joke explained and aren’t afraid to color outside the lines.