Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O

Fuck Water Thick Clear H2O is the lube you reach for when things are going somewhere that appreciates a little extra padding. This water-based formula is designed to be dramatically thicker than standard lubes, giving you a smoother, more cushioned feel that’s ideal for anal play, larger toys, or any situation where “just slippery” isn’t quite enough.

It spreads easily, stays put, and creates a silky layer that helps everything move the way it’s supposed to — without numbing, burning, or anything that makes soft tissue feel weird later. You get glide, comfort, and control all at once, which is exactly what you want when things slow down and get more focused.

Fuck Water is always fragrance-free, easy to clean up, and completely toy-safe, making it a no-drama option whether you’re flying solo or sharing the fun.

Key Features

When spit and courage aren’t enough, Fuck Water shows up. Proudly made in the USA and FDA 510(k) certified, this brand focuses on high-quality, body-safe formulas designed for serious, no-nonsense performance when it actually matters.