Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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Offensive Attitude Coffee Mugs
Island Dogs
$12.99 - $15.99Nothing Is More Fun Than Offending the Right People. Say it with coffee. And zero apologies. You don’t take shit from anybody — and now your mug doesn’t either. The Offensive Attitude Coffee Mugs...$12.99 - $15.99 -
Men's Pinnochio Briefs
Male Power
$19.99“Prove yourself brave, truthful, and unselfish…” …and someday, you’ll be a real boy. Until then: wear the lie. Ah yes. The legend of Pinocchio — a tale as old as time: if he tells a lie, his nose...$19.99 -
Super Fun Penis Candy
Candyprints
$5.99Eat a Bag of Dicks! Sweet, petty, and medically unnecessary. Everybody knows sprinkles make everything better — cupcakes, cakes, cocktails, and unresolved personal grudges. That’s why Super Fun...$5.99 -
Who is the Biggest PERVERT? Game
Kheper Games
$9.99PERV ALERT. Your friends are worse than you think. Think you really know your friends? Cute. The Who Is the Biggest Pervert? game exists to absolutely ruin that illusion. This alcohol-powered...$9.99 -
Male Power Tuxedo Boxers
Male Power
$19.99No Reservations! Dressed to undress. Need to look formal while doing absolutely none of the work? Say hello to the Male Power Tuxedo Boxers — because nothing says “I made an effort” like underwear...$19.99 -
Male Power Squeaky Elephant Thong
Male Power
$19.99Got Junk in Your Trunk? Make it squeak. Make it weird. Make it unforgettable. If subtlety has never been your brand, allow us to introduce the Male Power Squeaky Elephant Thong — the underwear...$19.99 -
Male Power Maitre D' Thong
Male Power
$19.99Dinner Is Served. Black tie in the front. Full-menu chaos in the back. Got a “formal” event on the calendar? Perfect. Slip into the Male Power Maitre D’ Thong and show up looking like you run the...$19.99 -
Penis Egg Fryer
Spencer & Fleetwood
$7.99Like Your Eggs Stiff? Breakfast just got wildly inappropriate. Fry up a little fun and make breakfast the most eggsciting meal of the day with the Penis Egg Fryer. The non-stick design keeps things...$7.99 -
Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons
Candyprints
$10.00How Low Can You Blow?! Because “happy birthday” was never enough. Does your birthday brat act like surviving another calendar year deserves a parade? Skip the sentiment and bring the attitude with...$10.00


