Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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Outrageous Office Pens
Hott Products
$12.00NSFW (But Neither Are You!) Say what you’re thinking. Let the pen deal with the consequences. If you’re lucky enough to have a job, there are so many things you’re dying to say to your boss and coworkers — and absolutely none of...$12.00 -
Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out Mini Card & Charm
Warm Human
$4.99SENDING GOOD SEX MOJO! Because cuddles are great — but let’s not stop there. Got a bestie stuck in the relationship dumps? Help them manifest two of life’s most important pleasures with the To Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out...$4.99 -
CONDOMS GO HERE Glass Trinket Tray
Warm Human
$12.99Because EVERYTHING Has Its Place. Diamonds are cute. Condoms are practical. They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but in today’s political climate? Condoms are doing some heavy emotional lifting. The CONDOMS GO HERE Glass Trinket Tray...$12.99 -
Snarky Gift Bag 3-Packs
Wood Rocket
$14.99Are Your Gifts Getting a Bad Wrap? Wrapping is a scam. There’s something about ribbons and wrapping paper that screams “holiday cheer.” Just kidding. Wrapping gifts is a boring waste of time, tape, and paper — unlike...$14.99 -
"Fuck Off" Lapel Pin
Wood Rocket
$11.99READ MY NAME TAG. No small talk. No pleasantries. Message received. Having a full-on “fuck off” kind of day? Zero chill. Zero patience. Meet the Fuck Off Enamel Pin from Wood Rocket — an angry little lapel statement that lets...$11.99 -
"Ring For Sex" Table Bell
Little Genie Games
$10.00DING! DING! DING! Service has been requested. Promptness is encouraged. Is that a dinner bell? Not exactly. You’re being officially summoned by the Ring For Sex Table Bell — a classic hotel-style counter ringer repurposed for far more...$10.00 -
XXX Nurses Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Welcome to Genital Hospital. Please take a seat. Your treatment is extremely inappropriate. Got a painful erection that just won’t quit? Tragic. Concerning. Fortunately, medical science has an answer. The XXX Nurses Coloring Book is here to...$12.99 -
Cyclone Alien Silicone Stroker
XR Brands
$79.00Aliens Do It Better! Resistance is futile. Curiosity is encouraged. Do human women feel a little too… terrestrial? Captain Kirk didn’t spend all that time exploring strange new worlds for nothing — and now you don’t have...$79.00 -
52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards
Sleazy Greetings
$10.99LET’S SHART THIS PARTY UP. Because your poker night deserves less class and more ass. Wanna keep the laughs going and the bullshit flowing? Make the 52 Deuces Poop Deck Playing Cards a “regular” part of your game-night routine...$10.99 -
Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear
Master Series
$45.00The Safe Word Is POOH. Childhood comfort. Adult complications. Is your sub’s love language leather? Say hello to the Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear — the result of asking, “What if Paddington Bear wandered into a BDSM...$45.00 -
Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator
Zero Tolerance
$50.00We Can’t Unsee It, and Neither Can You. Looking for your sole-mate? With foot fetishes now officially mainstream, the Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator is the toy no one asked for—but everyone’s talking about. Sculpted in...$50.00 -
Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo
XR Brands
$69.99 - $83.99Check Yo’ Self Before You REX Yo’ Self! Prehistoric urges. Questionable decisions. Iconic results. Plenty of oddities roam the wild world of sex toys, but the Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo is in a category all its own. Roughly a...$69.99 - $83.99
The Tabu Guide to Adult Gag Gifts (AKA: Your Party Ammo)
If your goal is to shock, delight, or emotionally destabilize your friend group, you’re in the right place. Tabu’s adult gag gifts are engineered for maximum chaos — the kind that turns birthdays, bachelorettes, white-elephant battles, office exchanges, and post-divorce celebrations into instant folklore.
Dirty coffee mugs. Outrageous candy. NSFW party favors. Tiny horrors you can slip into a stocking. Loud, unhinged novelties guaranteed to make someone laugh, blush, or question every decision that led them to this moment. Whatever the vibe, we’ve got a gift that will absolutely go “too far” in the best possible way.
Shopping for that friend?
The one who has everything except boundaries? Perfect. Grab something ridiculous and watch him try not to break character. Celebrating a newly single queen? Even better. Nothing fuels a rebirth era like a little shock-value self-care.
Whether you’re pranking a prude or corrupting the group chat, Tabu’s gag gifts deliver one promise:
No one leaves the party the same.
What exactly counts as an adult gag gift?
Anything funny, dirty, wildly inappropriate, or guaranteed to make someone choke-laugh in mixed company. Think raunchy novelties, NSFW party favors, cheeky mugs, offensive candy, and things you probably shouldn’t bring to your grandmother’s house. (Unless she’s cool.)
Are adult gag gifts good for white elephant parties?
Oh, absolutely. If your goal is to traumatize HR or create a gift-stealing frenzy that ends in alliances and betrayal, adult gag gifts are the move. Nothing derails corporate bonding like a filthy mug or anatomically questionable keychain.
What’s the best gag gift for someone who “has everything”?
Easy: something they wish they didn’t have. Our adult novelties are designed for the friend who’s impossible to shop for — the one who owns gadgets, tools, three espresso makers, emotional baggage, and zero boundaries.
Do you have gag gifts for bachelorettes or divorce parties?
Oh honey… do we ever. From sashes and games to tiny NSFW surprises, we’ve got the perfect “goodbye to the old life” or “let’s celebrate the chaos” gifts. Whether she’s getting married or getting free, we can help you make it memorable.
Looking for even more party ammo? Explore our full Bachelorette Gifts collection — it’s wild, sparkly, and absolutely not safe for your aunt who overshares on Facebook.
Are these gag gifts actually... useful?
Define “useful.” Do they light up a room? Yes. Start conversations? Yes. Make someone question their life choices? Also yes. That counts.
