Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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Outrageous Office Pens
Hott Products
$12.00NSFW (But Neither Are You!) If you're lucky enough to have a job, there SO many things you’re dying to say to your Boss and fellow workers. Spare your self a trip to HR and let these Outrageous Office Pens say them for you! Perfect for Retail,...$12.00 -
Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out Mini Card & Charm
Warm Human
$4.99SENDING GOOD SEX MOJO! Got a Bestie who's down in the relationship dumps? Help them manifest two of the very best things in life with this To Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out Mini Card & Charm. It's the perfect gift for anyone who needs some...$4.99 -
CONDOMS GO HERE Glass Trinket Tray
Warm Human
$12.99Because EVERYTHING Has It's Place. They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but in our current political landscape, CONDOMS rank highly among our favorite besties! Warm Human's CONDOMS GO HERE Glass Trinket Tray will keep your favorite rubbers...$12.99 -
Snarky Gift Bag 3-Packs
Wood Rocket
$14.99Are Your Gifts Getting A Bad Wrap? Ahhh, there's just something about ribbons and wrapping paper that puts us in the holiday spirit. Wait. Who are we kidding? Wrapping presents is a boring waste of time, tape, and paper, unlike these Snarky Gift Bag...$14.99 -
"Fuck Off" Lapel Pin
Wood Rocket
$10.00READ MY NAME TAG. Having a "Fuck Off" kinda' of day? You've got zero chill and so does this "Fuck Off" Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket. Perfect for your very first and very last day of work, this angry enamel statement pin is a direct way to let people know...$10.00 -
"Ring For Sex" Table Bell
Little Genie Games
$8.99DING! DING! DING! Is that a dinner bell you hear? Well, not exactly. You're being summoned for service by the "Ring For Sex" Table Bell! Designed like a classic hotel counter ringer, this clapper's clear and audible ring will alert you when it's time to...$8.99 -
XXX Nurses Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Welcome To Genital Hospital. Got a painful erection that just won't quit? Boy, you are one sick individual. Luckily, we have a cure - the XXX Nurses Coloring Book! Packed with nympho nurses in 24 kinky medical scenarios, this book gives "Private...$12.99 -
Cyclone Alien Silicone Stroker
XR Brands
$79.00Aliens Do It Better! Do human women seem a little too down-to-earth? Captain Kirk's mission was to explore strange new worlds and seek out new life and new civilizations, but we all knew what he was really looking for: That sweet space pussy! Well, we've...$79.00 -
52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards
Sleazy Greetings
$10.00LET'S SHART THIS PARTY UP. Wanna' keep the laughs going and the bullshit flowing? Make these 52 Deuces Funny Playing Cards a "regular" part of your poker night routine! Packed with toilet-humor and every kind of poo you do, this dirty deck is an all-out...$10.00 -
Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear
Master Series
$45.00The Safe Word Is POOH. Is your sub's love language LEATHER? Treat them to the Master Series Bondage Gimp Teddy Bear. If you've ever wondered what would happen if Paddington Bear wandered into a BDSM dungeon and liked it, this would surely be it...$45.00 -
Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator
Zero Tolerance
$50.00We Can’t Unsee It, and Neither Can You. Looking for your sole-mate? With foot fetishes now officially mainstream, the Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator is the toy no one asked for—but everyone’s talking about. Sculpted in...$50.00 -
Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo
XR Brands
$69.99Check yo' self before you REX yo' self! Plenty of oddities exist in the wild world of sex toys, but our Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo is one that truly defies explanation. About a billion years in the making, this dino-daddy sports a thick cock supported...$69.99
The Tabu Guide to Adult Gag Gifts (AKA: Your Party Ammo)
If your goal is to shock, delight, or emotionally destabilize your friend group, you’re in the right place. Tabu’s adult gag gifts are engineered for maximum chaos — the kind that turns birthdays, bachelorettes, white-elephant battles, office exchanges, and post-divorce celebrations into instant folklore.
Dirty coffee mugs. Outrageous candy. NSFW party favors. Tiny horrors you can slip into a stocking. Loud, unhinged novelties guaranteed to make someone laugh, blush, or question every decision that led them to this moment. Whatever the vibe, we’ve got a gift that will absolutely go “too far” in the best possible way.
Shopping for that friend?
The one who has everything except boundaries? Perfect. Grab something ridiculous and watch him try not to break character. Celebrating a newly single queen? Even better. Nothing fuels a rebirth era like a little shock-value self-care.
Whether you’re pranking a prude or corrupting the group chat, Tabu’s gag gifts deliver one promise:
No one leaves the party the same.
What exactly counts as an adult gag gift?
Anything funny, dirty, wildly inappropriate, or guaranteed to make someone choke-laugh in mixed company. Think raunchy novelties, NSFW party favors, cheeky mugs, offensive candy, and things you probably shouldn’t bring to your grandmother’s house. (Unless she’s cool.)
Are adult gag gifts good for white elephant parties?
Oh, absolutely. If your goal is to traumatize HR or create a gift-stealing frenzy that ends in alliances and betrayal, adult gag gifts are the move. Nothing derails corporate bonding like a filthy mug or anatomically questionable keychain.
What’s the best gag gift for someone who “has everything”?
Easy: something they wish they didn’t have. Our adult novelties are designed for the friend who’s impossible to shop for — the one who owns gadgets, tools, three espresso makers, emotional baggage, and zero boundaries.
Do you have gag gifts for bachelorettes or divorce parties?
Oh honey… do we ever. From sashes and games to tiny NSFW surprises, we’ve got the perfect “goodbye to the old life” or “let’s celebrate the chaos” gifts. Whether she’s getting married or getting free, we can help you make it memorable.
Looking for even more party ammo? Explore our full Bachelorette Gifts collection — it’s wild, sparkly, and absolutely not safe for your aunt who overshares on Facebook.
Are these gag gifts actually... useful?
Define “useful.” Do they light up a room? Yes. Start conversations? Yes. Make someone question their life choices? Also yes. That counts.
