Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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Drink If...Bar Card Game
Kheper Games
$14.99Drink If… You’re Still Boring Your Friends! Sick of another night at the bar listening to endless sports stats, PTA drama, and tax horror stories? Yeah, we thought so. It’s time to get your crew messy, loud, and a little bit scandalous...$14.99 -
The Oral Sex Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99What's Better Than a Rose on Your Piano? Tulips on your organ — and a coloring book that absolutely *goes there.* If oral is your love language, your hobby, and your cardio routine, The Oral Sex Coloring Book is about to become your new favorite...$12.99 -
World's Biggest Asshole Trophy
Island Dogs
$11.99THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.(Someone had to say it.) The world is absolutely crawling with assholes — loud ones, proud ones, “I’m just being honest” ones — and yet so few ever receive the recognition they so desperately...$11.99 -
"I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook
KushKards
$7.99Your Bong Or Mine... Ready for a little Netflix and Blaze? Send your favorite Stoner a "blunt" message with our "I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's Pre-Rolled Collection, this card is different from your everyday...$7.99 -
"Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook
KushKards
$7.99High There! Want to score a date that's even better than 4/20? Send your favorite Stoner a sweet and flirty message with our "Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's Pre-Rolled Collection, this card is different from...$7.99 -
Happy Steak & BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00 - $30.00Yum, Yum, Come Get Some! Like it RAW? This Happy Steak & BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card is a tasty invitation to 2 of the best things in life! This super-seggsy greeting card is blank so you can write all the juicy details on the inside. Just...$5.00 - $30.00 -
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NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set
KushKards
Now: $18.00Was: $22.00Send A Climax (In A Card!) Does your stressed-out friend or lover need a vibe check? This NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set is so much better than a bubble bath! Designed for sexy self-care, this gift will deliver a sweet message and...Now: $18.00Was: $22.00 -
Pink Penis Wine Bag
Little Genie Games
$5.99"12 inches. My Favorite Vintage!" Does someone on your gift list love the hard stuff? You can combine two of their favorite pastimes with Pink Penis Wine Bag. Featuring glittery sequin sparkles and marabou feathered balls, this gift bag pairs well with...$5.99 -
Jumping Pecker
Hott Products
$9.99THE ORIGINAL DICK IN A BOX.Simple. Stupid. Timeless. Long before the internet ruined everything, there was the Jumping Pecker — a wind-up monument to lowbrow joy that’s been making people laugh since the 1960s. No batteries. No explanation...$9.99 -
Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00OM NOM NOM! Need More Oral Affection? When you hand this this Eat My Box Naughty Greeting Card to your favorite FWB they'll know you aren't talking about cereal. The card is blank so you can write all the delicious details on the inside. Eat My...$5.00 -
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Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator
Honey Play Box
Now: $62.00Was: $80.00HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES! Life can't all be football and handjobs...OR CAN IT? A perfect gift for the gridiron-obsessed, this Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator combines every guy's two favorite sports into one very handy tool. When you're ready for...Now: $62.00Was: $80.00 -
Pretty Love Banana Vibe
Pretty Love
$39.99THIS SH*T IS BANANAS. Looking for a naughty gift with sex a-peel? Our Pretty Love Banana Vibe is the perfect example of a "hole" food! Vegan-friendly and ideal for fruit fanatics, this banana's 7 intense vibration patterns make a sweet late-night snack...$39.99


