Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator
Zero Tolerance
$50.00We Can’t Unsee It, and Neither Can You. Looking for your sole-mate? With foot fetishes now officially mainstream, the Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator is the toy no one asked for—but every$50.00 -
Drink If...Bar Card Game
Kheper Games
$14.99Drink If… You’re Still Boring Your Friends! Sick of another night at the bar listening to endless sports stats, PTA drama, and tax horror stories? Yeah, we thought so. It’s time to get your crew...$14.99 -
The Oral Sex Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99What's Better Than a Rose on Your Piano? Tulips on your organ — and a coloring book that absolutely *goes there.* If oral is your love language, your hobby, and your cardio routine, The Oral Sex...$12.99 -
World's Biggest Asshole Trophy
Island Dogs
$11.99THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.(Someone had to say it.) The world is absolutely crawling with assholes — loud ones, proud ones, “I’m just being honest” ones — and yet so few ever receive the recognition...$11.99 -
"I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook
KushKards
$7.99Your Bong Or Mine... Ready for a little Netflix and Blaze? Send your favorite Stoner a "blunt" message with our "I'd Hit That" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's Pre-Rolled...$7.99 -
"Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook
KushKards
$7.99High There! Want to score a date that's even better than 4/20? Send your favorite Stoner a sweet and flirty message with our "Weed Be Cute" Pre-Rolled Greeting Card & Matchbook. New from KushKard's...$7.99 -
Happy Steak & BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00 - $30.00Yum, Yum, Come Get Some! Like it RAW? This Happy Steak & BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card is a tasty invitation to 2 of the best things in life! This super-seggsy greeting card is blank so you can write...$5.00 - $30.00 -
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NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set
KushKards
Now: $18.00Was: $22.00SEND A CLIMAX (IN A CARD!) Does your stressed-out friend, lover, or situationship need a serious vibe check? Skip the bubble bath and candles — the NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set...Now: $18.00Was: $22.00 -
Pink Penis Wine Bag
Little Genie Games
$6.99“12 Inches. My Favorite Vintage!” Pairs well with wine, vibes, and poor impulse control. Got someone on your gift list who loves the hard stuff? Congratulations — y$6.99 -
Jumping Pecker
Hott Products
$9.99THE ORIGINAL DICK IN A BOX.Simple. Stupid. Timeless. Long before the internet ruined everything, there was the Jumping Pecker — a wind-up monument to lowbrow joy that’s been making people laugh since...$9.99 -
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Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator
Honey Play Box
Now: $62.00Was: $80.00HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES! Two passions. One handy game plan. Life can’t all be football and handjobs… or can it? The Touchdown Pocket Football Male MasturbatorNow: $62.00Was: $80.00 -
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Pretty Love Banana Vibe
Pretty Love
$76.00THIS SH*T IS BANANAS. Proof that fruit can, in fact, be fun. Looking for a gift with serious sex a-peel? The Pretty Love Banana Vibe is the perfect example of a “whole&$76.00
The Tabu Guide to Adult Gag Gifts (AKA: Your Party Ammo)
If your goal is to shock, delight, or emotionally destabilize your friend group, you’re in the right place. Tabu’s adult gag gifts are engineered for maximum chaos — the kind that turns birthdays, bachelorettes, white-elephant battles, office exchanges, and post-divorce celebrations into instant folklore.
Dirty coffee mugs. Outrageous candy. NSFW party favors. Tiny horrors you can slip into a stocking. Loud, unhinged novelties guaranteed to make someone laugh, blush, or question every decision that led them to this moment. Whatever the vibe, we’ve got a gift that will absolutely go “too far” in the best possible way.
Shopping for that friend?
The one who has everything except boundaries? Perfect. Grab something ridiculous and watch him try not to break character. Celebrating a newly single queen? Even better. Nothing fuels a rebirth era like a little shock-value self-care.
Whether you’re pranking a prude or corrupting the group chat, Tabu’s gag gifts deliver one promise:
No one leaves the party the same.
What exactly counts as an adult gag gift?
Anything funny, dirty, wildly inappropriate, or guaranteed to make someone choke-laugh in mixed company. Think raunchy novelties, NSFW party favors, cheeky mugs, offensive candy, and things you probably shouldn’t bring to your grandmother’s house. (Unless she’s cool.)
Are adult gag gifts good for white elephant parties?
Oh, absolutely. If your goal is to traumatize HR or create a gift-stealing frenzy that ends in alliances and betrayal, adult gag gifts are the move. Nothing derails corporate bonding like a filthy mug or anatomically questionable keychain.
What’s the best gag gift for someone who “has everything”?
Easy: something they wish they didn’t have. Our adult novelties are designed for the friend who’s impossible to shop for — the one who owns gadgets, tools, three espresso makers, emotional baggage, and zero boundaries.
Do you have gag gifts for bachelorettes or divorce parties?
Oh honey… do we ever. From sashes and games to tiny NSFW surprises, we’ve got the perfect “goodbye to the old life” or “let’s celebrate the chaos” gifts. Whether she’s getting married or getting free, we can help you make it memorable.
Looking for even more party ammo? Explore our full Bachelorette Gifts collection — it’s wild, sparkly, and absolutely not safe for your aunt who overshares on Facebook.
Are these gag gifts actually... useful?
Define “useful.” Do they light up a room? Yes. Start conversations? Yes. Make someone question their life choices? Also yes. That counts.
