Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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Boobie Ice Cube 7" Tray - Pack of 2
Hott Products
$7.00"Make It A Double D." Wanna get tit-faced? Introducing the Boobie Ice Cube 7" Tray - Pack of 2. There's nothing like ice-cold titties to make an ordinary drink spectacular. Great Ice Breaker and Party Favor. Each tray makes 14 ice cubes. Features...$7.00 -
What the Fuck: "I have Never" Card Game
Kheper Games
$9.99"THAT'S F*CKED UP!" Have you ever mooed at another human being, licked an armpit or thrown a chair out of anger? The night is young and the filthy fun has just begun with the What the Fuck: "I have Never" Card Game! Created for 3 or more players, What...$9.99 -
What the F*ck Drinking Game
Kheper Games
MSRP: $9.99$8.99Dude, That’s F*cked Up! You’re three drinks deep, someone’s arguing about crypto, and your friend just said the word “microdosing” for the fifth time. Time to rescue the night — with the What the F*ck Drinking Game...MSRP: $9.99$8.99 -
Boob Beer Pong Balls - Pack of 6
Island Dogs
$8.25Titties and Beer. That's Why You're Here. Like to play with an excellent rack? Come and get your balls wet with our Boob Beer Pong Balls - Pack of 6. Topped off with hot pink nipples, they're sure to make beers disappear. Nothing but CUP, Baby! Boob Beer...$8.25 -
Strawberry Booby Pop
Hott Products
$6.50Tits A Wonderful Life. Remember the very first time you set your eyes on a mouth-watering set of knockers? This bite-sized Strawberry Booby Pop will take you back to the ultimate oral fixation: Sucking on a pair of luscious titties anytime you like!...$6.50 -
Night Light Glow In the Dark Condoms
Global Protection
$6.00GLOW UP. Does your weiner crave the spotlight? Just slip on these Night Light "Glow In the Dark" Condoms and EVERYONE will want to get their hands on your glow stick. And yes, Night Lights are REAL CONDOMS. That means they're manufactured and tested...$6.00 -
Big Boobie Cake Pan
Pipedream
$19.99What a great (cake) rack! This reusable Big Boobie Cake Pan will allow you to bake a cake of STACKED proportions. Just add your favorite cake mix and bake, coat with chocolate or buttercream frosting, and don't forget the maraschino nipples! You can also...$19.99 -
Penis Plates - Pack of 8
Candyprints
$6.00We've got a Full Plate (OF DICKS!) Why settle for boring tableware when you can bring the party straight to the plate? Our Penis Plates (pack of 8) come with colorful cocks of every shape and size — big, small, short, or thick — perfect for...$6.00 -
BlowJob Bib
Candyprints
$6.50The Perfect "Gag" Gift! Telltale stains? Amateur hour. Real BlowJob Queens come prepared with the BJB (BlowJob Bib!). Rock this little number at your next bachelorette party, birthday bash, blind date… heck, even a board meeting if you’re...$6.50 -
Edible Nipple Pasties & Pecker Wraps
Pastease
$11.99Lick And Stick. Does your lover think your naughty bits look good enough to lick? Give them the sweetest suck-ulents they've ever tasted with Pastease Edible Nipple Pasties & Pecker Wraps. And, your favorite new cheat meal is gluten-free, soy-free,...$11.99 -
Clone-A-Willy DYI Vibrator Kit
Empire Labs
$58.00Better Than A Selfie! Who makes the best sex toy on the planet? YOU DO. Our Clone-A-Willy DYI Vibrator Kit allows you to make an exact copy of your love muscle for all to see and enjoy for years to come! Perfect for all you crafty types, everything you...$58.00 -
Gummy Boobs
Hott Products
MSRP: $7.15$6.99It's the TITS. If there's one thing we can all agree on it's this: Young or Old, Gay or straight, everyone thinks boobs are GREAT. A whole lot more fun than Gummy Bears, our grown-up Gummy Boobs are guaranteed to give EVERYONE who sees them a sudden...MSRP: $7.15$6.99
The Tabu Guide to Adult Gag Gifts (AKA: Your Party Ammo)
If your goal is to shock, delight, or emotionally destabilize your friend group, you’re in the right place. Tabu’s adult gag gifts are engineered for maximum chaos — the kind that turns birthdays, bachelorettes, white-elephant battles, office exchanges, and post-divorce celebrations into instant folklore.
Dirty coffee mugs. Outrageous candy. NSFW party favors. Tiny horrors you can slip into a stocking. Loud, unhinged novelties guaranteed to make someone laugh, blush, or question every decision that led them to this moment. Whatever the vibe, we’ve got a gift that will absolutely go “too far” in the best possible way.
Shopping for that friend?
The one who has everything except boundaries? Perfect. Grab something ridiculous and watch him try not to break character. Celebrating a newly single queen? Even better. Nothing fuels a rebirth era like a little shock-value self-care.
Whether you’re pranking a prude or corrupting the group chat, Tabu’s gag gifts deliver one promise:
No one leaves the party the same.
What exactly counts as an adult gag gift?
Anything funny, dirty, wildly inappropriate, or guaranteed to make someone choke-laugh in mixed company. Think raunchy novelties, NSFW party favors, cheeky mugs, offensive candy, and things you probably shouldn’t bring to your grandmother’s house. (Unless she’s cool.)
Are adult gag gifts good for white elephant parties?
Oh, absolutely. If your goal is to traumatize HR or create a gift-stealing frenzy that ends in alliances and betrayal, adult gag gifts are the move. Nothing derails corporate bonding like a filthy mug or anatomically questionable keychain.
What’s the best gag gift for someone who “has everything”?
Easy: something they wish they didn’t have. Our adult novelties are designed for the friend who’s impossible to shop for — the one who owns gadgets, tools, three espresso makers, emotional baggage, and zero boundaries.
Do you have gag gifts for bachelorettes or divorce parties?
Oh honey… do we ever. From sashes and games to tiny NSFW surprises, we’ve got the perfect “goodbye to the old life” or “let’s celebrate the chaos” gifts. Whether she’s getting married or getting free, we can help you make it memorable.
Looking for even more party ammo? Explore our full Bachelorette Gifts collection — it’s wild, sparkly, and absolutely not safe for your aunt who overshares on Facebook.
Are these gag gifts actually... useful?
Define “useful.” Do they light up a room? Yes. Start conversations? Yes. Make someone question their life choices? Also yes. That counts.
