Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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BlowJob Bib
Candyprints
$10.00The Perfect “Gag” Gift. Because legends plan ahead. Telltale stains? Amateur hour. Real Blowjob Queens come prepared. The BJB (BlowJob Bib) is equal parts outrageous and oddly practical — designed...$10.00 -
Edible Nipple Pasties & Pecker Wraps
Pastease
$11.99Lick And Stick. Because foreplay should taste as good as it looks. Think your naughty bits are good enough to lick? Prove it. Pastease Edible Nipple Pasties & Pecker Wraps turn bodies into dessert —...$11.99 -
Clone-A-Willy DYI Vibrator Kit
Empire Labs
$58.00Better Than a Selfie. Make a copy. Leave a legacy. Who makes the best sex toy on the planet? You do. The Clone-A-Willy DIY Vibrator Kit lets you create an exact, shockingly detailed replica of your...$58.00 -
Gummy Boobs
Hott Products
MSRP: $7.15$6.99It’s the TITS. For the grown-up who is perpetually fourteen. Let’s not overthink this. Boobs are great. Everyone agrees. Young or old, gay or straight, civilized or feral — boobs remain undefeated...MSRP: $7.15$6.99 -
Penis Gummies
Hott Products
MSRP: $7.15$6.99Go Eat a Box of Dicks! Sweet, chewy, and aggressively unnecessary. If there’s one universal truth, it’s this: people will eat gummies shaped like absolutely anything — including itty-bitty dicks...MSRP: $7.15$6.99 -
Offensive Attitude Coffee Mugs
Island Dogs
$12.99 - $15.99Nothing Is More Fun Than Offending the Right People. Say it with coffee. And zero apologies. You don’t take shit from anybody — and now your mug doesn’t either. The Offensive Attitude Coffee Mugs...$12.99 - $15.99 -
Super Fun Penis Candy
Candyprints
$5.99Eat a Bag of Dicks! Because sometimes a greeting card just doesn't cut it. Everybody knows sprinkles make everything better — cupcakes, cakes, cocktails, and unresolved personal grudges. That’s why...$5.99 -
Who is the Biggest PERVERT? Game
Kheper Games
$9.99PERV ALERT. Your friends are worse than you think. Think you really know your friends? Cute. The Who Is the Biggest Pervert? game exists to absolutely ruin that illusion. This alcohol-powered...$9.99 -
Male Power Tuxedo Boxers
Male Power
$19.99No Reservations! Dressed to undress. Need to look formal while doing absolutely none of the work? Say hello to the Male Power Tuxedo Boxers — because nothing says “I made an effort” like underwear...$19.99 -
Penis Egg Fryer
Spencer & Fleetwood
$7.99Like Your Eggs Stiff? Breakfast just got wildly inappropriate. Fry up a little fun and make breakfast the most eggsciting meal of the day with the Penis Egg Fryer. The non-stick design keeps things...$7.99 -
Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons
Candyprints
$10.00How Low Can You Blow?! Because “happy birthday” was never enough. Does your birthday brat act like surviving another calendar year deserves a parade? Skip the sentiment and bring the attitude with...$10.00
The Tabu Guide to Adult Gag Gifts (AKA: Your Party Ammo)
If your goal is to shock, delight, or emotionally destabilize your friend group, you’re in the right place. Tabu’s adult gag gifts are engineered for maximum chaos — the kind that turns birthdays, bachelorettes, white-elephant battles, office exchanges, and post-divorce celebrations into instant folklore.
Dirty coffee mugs. Outrageous candy. NSFW party favors. Tiny horrors you can slip into a stocking. Loud, unhinged novelties guaranteed to make someone laugh, blush, or question every decision that led them to this moment. Whatever the vibe, we’ve got a gift that will absolutely go “too far” in the best possible way.
Shopping for that friend?
The one who has everything except boundaries? Perfect. Grab something ridiculous and watch him try not to break character. Celebrating a newly single queen? Even better. Nothing fuels a rebirth era like a little shock-value self-care.
Whether you’re pranking a prude or corrupting the group chat, Tabu’s gag gifts deliver one promise:
No one leaves the party the same.
What exactly counts as an adult gag gift?
Anything funny, dirty, wildly inappropriate, or guaranteed to make someone choke-laugh in mixed company. Think raunchy novelties, NSFW party favors, cheeky mugs, offensive candy, and things you probably shouldn’t bring to your grandmother’s house. (Unless she’s cool.)
Are adult gag gifts good for white elephant parties?
Oh, absolutely. If your goal is to traumatize HR or create a gift-stealing frenzy that ends in alliances and betrayal, adult gag gifts are the move. Nothing derails corporate bonding like a filthy mug or anatomically questionable keychain.
What’s the best gag gift for someone who “has everything”?
Easy: something they wish they didn’t have. Our adult novelties are designed for the friend who’s impossible to shop for — the one who owns gadgets, tools, three espresso makers, emotional baggage, and zero boundaries.
Do you have gag gifts for bachelorettes or divorce parties?
Oh honey… do we ever. From sashes and games to tiny NSFW surprises, we’ve got the perfect “goodbye to the old life” or “let’s celebrate the chaos” gifts. Whether she’s getting married or getting free, we can help you make it memorable.
Looking for even more party ammo? Explore our full Bachelorette Gifts collection — it’s wild, sparkly, and absolutely not safe for your aunt who overshares on Facebook.
Are these gag gifts actually... useful?
Define “useful.” Do they light up a room? Yes. Start conversations? Yes. Make someone question their life choices? Also yes. That counts.
