Sport Fucker Travel Sling

Keep Your Legs Open for Business.

The rest of the world might tell you to keep your legs closed, but where’s the fun in that? Meet the Sport Fucker Travel Sling — the ultimate jet-set accessory for the boy who packs lube before toothpaste. Whether you’re hosting in a hotel room or headlining the afterparty, this sling’s seen more convention traffic than a political fundraiser in D.C. (You know, the kind where Grindr mysteriously crashes from “technical difficulties.”)

Compact enough to fit in your boot, strong enough to handle the most determined “versatile,” and padded where it counts — this thing was built for high-impact, low-shame play. Slide the straps under your thighs or over your knees, clip the neck pad in place, and let physics take care of the rest.

Paging power bottoms, twinks, pretend Tops, and one very nervous congressman who “doesn’t usually do this.”
We all know who’s doing the real work here — and this sling was designed to make it look easy.

How to Use It

• Strap it around your thighs or knees, depending on how limber last night left you.
• Adjust the tension to set your preferred elevation — hovercraft, spread eagle, or full-on sacrifice.
• Hook up the D-rings to a gag, cuffs, or whatever your travel companion packed “by accident.”

Care & Feeding

Wipe down with mild soap and warm water after use. (You can throw the shame out entirely — it doesn’t travel well anyway.)

Specs & Travel Perks

• Super-compact design comes with a drawstring bag— fits in a 5"x8" pouch, or your favorite boot.
• Four adjustable straps for your most flattering angles.
• Padded neck support for long sessions.

Sport Fucker: Fuck Like A Legend! Born in California, these toys are extreme, unapologetic, and dripping with cool factor. From platinum silicone dildos to plugs and sounds that could survive a small earthquake, these bad boys are built to take a pounding and keep on ticking—just like you.