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NSFW (But Neither Are You!) If you're lucky enough to have a job, there SO many things you’re dying to say to your Boss and fellow workers. Spare your self a trip to HR and let these Outrageous...

"A gift real special, so take off the top. Take a look inside, it's a dick in a box!" What to get something special for that special someone? It aint' no diamond ring, it aint' no fancy car, and it...

You Are Butt You Eat! May we ass you a question? Do you like sweet butts and you just can't lie? Well, this Candy Ass Booty Pop is treat you'll really get behind. These bite-sized suckers come in two...

HAVE THE BREAST TIME EVER! Is there any situation that a bouncy set of boobs won't improve? Find out with these Big Boobie Balloons. Perfect for bachelor parties and all kinds of adult events,...

Bottom's Up! What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding Cake, so she might as well start drinking now with this Light-Up Pecker Shot Glass Necklace! This clear plastic jigger comes with...

What's the forecast for your next Hen Night? According to our reports, it's raining DICKS in the form of our festive Bachelorette Party Jumbo Mylar Pecker Confetti! A girls-night-out just wouldn't be...

The Perfect Mouthful! If you're a sucker for a perfectly round, pink-tipped tit, latch on to this Lil' Boobie Pop Candy Sucker and satisfy that oral fixation, Baby! This strawberry-flavored titty-pop...

Lick It GOOD. Know someone who just loves to eat the pussy? Lucky you! Our Candy Pussy Licker will give them something sweet to suck on when they don't have access to the real thing. And, this...

Your Breast Weapon. Introducing the X-Rated Booby Squirt Gun. You don't need a license to carry this perky set of squirting mammaries. Just fill with your desired liquid..ready, aim and fire! Heat Up...

Got A Sweet Tooth? The occasional tooth slip can ruin even the most expert head queen's BJ game. That's why our Gum Job Oral Sex Gummy Candy Teeth Covers will ensure a sweet suck session for both...

"Make It A Double D." Wanna get tit-faced? Introducing the Boobie Ice Cube 7" Tray - Pack of 2. There's nothing like ice-cold titties to make an ordinary drink spectacular.  Great Ice Breaker...

IT'S THE TITS. What's always welcome at every party? BEWBZ!!!! Better than chips and queso, our Big Boobie Beach Ball is one party favor everyone will want to get their hands on. This VIT (very...