Jumping Boobies

WIND IT UP. WATCH THEM JIGGLE.
Low effort. High bounce. Zero regrets.

Why? Because BOOBS, that's why. Meet the Jumping Boobies — a classic wind-up gag gift built on one simple idea: if something wildly inappropriate starts hopping around on tiny feet, people will laugh. History has proven this correct.

It’s a pair of boobs. They jiggle. They bounce. They roam your desk like they have a mission. There is no deeper meaning here — just good, dumb, mechanical comedy doing what it does best.

If this feels oddly familiar, that’s because Jumping Boobies shares DNA with one of the most iconic gag gifts of all time; The Jumping Pecker. (It's equally dumb, horny cousin.) Same wind-up magic. Same ridiculous payoff. Different anatomy.

How It Works

Wind it up.

Set it down.

Watch it hop.

Laugh more than you expected.

Key Features

Classic wind-up jumping boobs with unapologetic bounce

No batteries — just pure, old-school gag gift nonsense

Guaranteed to amuse people who claim they’re “above this”

Perfect for white elephant exchanges, stocking stuffers, and desk sabotage

Pairs beautifully with other vintage-style gag gifts like the Jumping Pecker

Hott Products
Hott Products exists for one reason: to make parties louder, messier, and way more questionable. Specializing in gag gifts and novelty party favors that range from clever to completely unhinged, this brand thrives on laughs, gasps, and gifts that absolutely should not be opened in front of your parents. If you’re trying to behave, keep scrolling.