Gay A.F. Lesbian Dice

Do you listen to the girl in red?

Yeah, us too—but these Gay A.F. Lesbian Dice aren’t here for foreplay playlists and plaid pajama dates—Created for all kinds of fun pairings, we’ve taken the tried-and-true dice format and made it even filthier than your browser history! OK, maybe not – but by the end of this game, someone's gonna be renting a U-Haul!

Ready to ride The L? The Magenta Die serves you straight-up filth (“Sit On Their Face,” “Break Out a Strap,” “Pinch a Nipple—politely”). The Pink Die decides the setting (“Against the Wall,” “Eyes Closed,” “While Planning Your Future U-Haul”).

No rulebook, no gatekeeping, just gay chaos. Roll until you’re both breathless, giggling, and Googling “how to get body glitter out of flannel.” Does it contain sexual scenarios you've never experienced before? Probably not, but it’s easy, it’s dirty, it’s U-Haul-ready.

Play until you’re both satisfied… or until you run out of clean sheets. Spoiler: it won’t take long.

Gay A.F. Lesbian Dice Key Features:

• Features two 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your partner what to do, if you dare. 
• This game will have you laughing, kissing, sucking, f**cking, and who knows what else!
• These dice are small, portable, and won’t take up valuable space on your game shelf.
• For Adult (Vagitarians) only!

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