"Light When You Want A BJ" Soy Wax Candle

CLEAR COMMUNICATION IS IMPORTANT.
Subtlety is optional.

Meet the “Light When You Want a BJ” Soy Wax Candle — a softly glowing solution to a problem no one wants to talk about, but everyone would like resolved.

No hints. No awkward conversations. No misread signals. You light the candle. The message is received. Now take a sip of water, stretch out your jaw, and pucker up. It's go time. 

Equal parts hilarious and oddly practical, this candle sets the mood while saying exactly what you mean — with ambiance. It’s bold, direct, and somehow still polite.

Scent Profile

A clean blend of eucalyptus and tea.
Fresh, calming, and spa-adjacent — because confidence should still smell good.

Key Features

100% soy wax candle

8 oz jar with approximately 40+ hour burn time

Hand poured in Lancaster, Pennsylvania

Clean-burning, non-toxic ingredients

Perfect gag gift for couples, confident communicators, and people who hate mixed signals

Important Notes (Yes, Really)

This candle is a novelty decor item.

Not for internal or external use.

Not a massage candle. Not a drip candle. Absolutely not lube.

Burn responsibly. Communicate consensually.

Candles do not expire, but for best scent strength, burn within 1–2 years and keep the lid closed when not in use.

Sleazy Greetings
Sleazy Greetings is where sentiment meets shameless. We make cards (and now candles) for people who love each other, roast each other, and send screenshots to the group chat. From unhinged inside jokes to brutally honest “are you okay?” energy, our products prove one thing: life’s too short for boring stationery — or subtle signals.

If you’re looking for wholesome… maybe don’t start here.